Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q: What do you call a freezing bird?
A: Brrrrrrrrrdddd
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.