The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What do you call a row of 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!