Q: What do you call a gust of wind that blows a tall guys onto a basketball court?
A: The NBA draft
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Wind energy is so popular. It has a lot of fans.