Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Q: What did the wind turbine say to the engineer after he fixed him?
A: I’m a big fan of your work!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
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