How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What do you call a werewolf escapologist?
Hairy Houdini.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
I'm considering becoming a cinematografur.
What is a werewolf’s favorite drink?
Moonshine.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.