Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
You can’t predict wind speeds with certainty. The best you can do is make a gust-imate.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
My glasses fogged up once I came out of the AC room last summer, but I was okay because I was opti-mistic.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
A bunch of chill-dren from the neighborhood played all afternoon in the snow.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Q: What did the tornado say to the sportscar?
A: I’m taking you for a quick spin!
Wind turbines don’t talk about much. They just shoot the breeze.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
Q: Why is there so much wind inside a sports arena?
A: Because of all the fans.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
What words do windmills live by? One good turn deserves another!
I enjoy the cold weather
But only to a certain degree.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?