I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What do you call a negative fog?
A pessimist.
Many people think that when warm droplets of water in the air are rapidly cooled it forms fog.
But it’s actually a common mist-conception.
The winter is the worst time of year for a wedding. The grooms always seem to be getting cold feet.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Q: What’s the fastest way to make a skeleton?
A: Put a leper in a wind tunnel
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?
A mist conception.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
Did you hear about those really bad storms that hit that boy scout camp over night?
They were in tents.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
There was a television channel ran by pets, the weather forecast was on and inclement weather was being predicted...
High chance of it raining cats and dogs, howling winds, and a possible purricane.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
I wanted to be a professional fortune-teller but I wasn't very good at it. I could only predict when there would be bad winter storms. Well, turns out I had been using a snow globe.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
It was hot today and when I went outside I saw there was a line of guys standing outside the hairdressers. I thought to myself, "Such a lovely day to have a barber queue".
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Q: Why is it so windy in England?
A: Because Harry Kane (hurricane) lives there..
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.