Humpty Dumpty had a terrible summer, but he sure had a great fall.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
I thought I saw some fog yesterday.
But I guess my memory’s a little cloudy.
What is a tornado's favorite Elton John song? Candle in the Wind!
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Q: Why does it smell bad when you destroy fans?
A: Because you’re breaking wind.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
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