What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
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