What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
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