What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
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