What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
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