R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.