What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
Which weighs less; butane, gasoline or water?
Butane, because it's lighter fluid.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
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