Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.