What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Where do doubtful Egyptians get their water from?
Denial River.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
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