What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What did the beaver say after she slipped in water?
Dam it.
Why did the lake date the river?
He heard that she had a bubbly personality.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
What did Snoop Dog need to get an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
There are two reasons why you should never drink toilet water.
Number one. And number two.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
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