What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
H to O.
How do you make holy water?
Make sure to boil the hell out of it.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Why do sharks only swim in salt water?
Because pepper always makes them sneeze.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Why do poets always write about the sea?
They just can’t fathom her depths.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
How do you make holy water?
By boiling the hell out of it.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
Does a water bed become bouncier when you fill it up with spring water?
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
What can you do if you are the ocean?
Watever you want.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a water hose?
Hare spray.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
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