RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
Looking out at the water, a father explains why the ice breaks up in the spring.
The changing sea son.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
What is another king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Reign!
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse!
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
How do the Skywalkers like their bath water?
Luke-warm.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
If a hole isn't full of water then it isn't feeling well
What is the ocean’s favorite lullaby?
Roe, Roe, Roe Your Boat.
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What did one water bottle ask the other water bottle?
Water you doing today?
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?
He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why is a river an amazing roommate?
He just likes to go with the flow.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
When does it start to rain money?
When there is change in the weather.
What is worse than when it is raining buckets?
Hailing taxis.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
I’m going to start a YouTube channel where I critique bottled water...
It’s an untapped market.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
You can tell an ant’s gender by putting it in the water.
If it sinks, it’s a girl. If it floats, it’s a buoyant.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
What happens before it starts raining candy?
It sprinkles!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
I might have some trouble getting hard, I just got laid this morning!
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
Why does the river never get lost?
She always finds the right pathwave.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
What did one body of water say to the other?
"Do you sea what I sea?"
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
What did one ocean say to another?
Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear about the ocean and sea having a baby?
It was a buoy!
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What do you call dangerous amounts of precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When you mix a salt and water, you get a solution. When you mix a salt and battery, you get arrested.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.