How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There were players on the other side.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
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