How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What is a volleyball player’s favorite drink? Sets on the Beach.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did the volleyball player not want to travel? Because he had been there and dug that.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
Set or be set. This is certainly the right way to look at things.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
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