Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Did you hear the terrible rumor about the volleyball player? That’s what she set!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
Why are spiders such great volleyball players? Because they have an amazing topspin.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball player cross the street? There was a team member bar tending who could serve spiked drinks.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
What do police officers do when they are on the volleyball court? They serve and protect.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why did the blonde volleyball player end up getting fired from her waitressing job? Someone said she needed to serve the food.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why were the volleyball players always tying in tic tac toe? Each time one of them sets an X, the other player just says O.
Who directs all of the movies about volleyball injuries? Spike Lee.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
Setters do it better. This sounds like a good motto to put on a T-shirt.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How did the serve know when the bad serve was not with the hand? The server knew it was the foot fault.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
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