Why do hitters find it so hard to be productive when they are indoors? They always work on an angle to play outside.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
What do you call a girl who is standing directly in the middle of the court? Annette.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Why did the volleyball player join the marines? To serve our country.
Why did they arrest the volleyball player? They suspected foul play.
Our game is as tight as our spandex. This would be an awesome team motto.
Why can you never use a serve receive pattern against a sniper? They’d all start running for cover.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
What do you call a professional beach volleyball player who doesn’t have a boyfriend or a girlfriend? Homeless.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the volleyball players line up from shortest to tallest? The coach wanted the team to switch from a 5-1 line up to a 6-2.
What do volleyball players like in bed? Kinky sets.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
What should you do when you play volleyball against a team of satanists? You beat the hell out of them.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
How are waiters and blockers similar? When they do a good job, they get a big fat tip.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
You should call us butter because we are on a roll. This would be one of the best volleyball puns to put on a T-shirt.
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Why did the other volleyball team bow? Because they heard that the queens of the court were there.
Why should you you stand on the service line? So that you can order ice cream.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
If volleyball were easy, they would call it football.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
Why did the volleyball player get sent to jail? Because he was set up.
What do volleyball players do when they go to church? Serve God.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
What do volleyball players watch during their free time? They watch Spike TV.
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