Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
Old Norse cuisine is simply not to my Viking.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
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