Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
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