Did you hear about the Viking who was reincarnated?
He was Bjorn again.
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
A man goes into a Chinese restaurant and sees people dressed like vikings
"Excuse me, ladies and gentleman. I am a well traveled man and the atmosphere of my excursions must be perfect. I must kindly ask you to leave."
A big, muscular man dressed in Viking armor walked up to the man and said
"Norway"
How does a Viking show the amount of raiding and pillaging that they do at the same time?
They use a Sven Diagram.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
My girlfriend said if I don't stop my obsession with Viking culture she'll fight me to the death.
"Jokes on you," I said. "If I die in battle, I'll go straight to Valhalla."
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
What do you call a viking who is attracted to both genders?
Biking
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
What did a viking said to the other after a dad joke?
Aesir what you did there.
Where do southern Viking descendants go after death?
Y'allhalla.
Why are Scandinavian women so hot?
The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones.
One night, a Viking called Rudolph the red was looking out of his window when he suddenly said, "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the red knows rain, dear."
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man
... as they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
How do Vikings get each other's attention?
They ValHolla!
What does vikings call english villages?
Chopping centers.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
Why did the Viking buy an old boat?
He couldn't a fjord a new one.
Who succeeded the Vikings?
The Z-kings
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
When the Vikings discovered America, what did they name it?
Norse America.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
What did Dead Viking say to Voluptuous Valkyrie?
Valhallo there.
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What did one Viking war paint say to the other?
Poly, you're a Thane.
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