What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?
Barberians.
Where do Viking warrior scrabble champions go when they die?
Vowel-halla
What do you call a Viking cat call?
Valholla
Don't send our invitations to a viking themed wedding until the date is set in stone
Or they'll be runed
What is a Vikings favourite letter?
Well obviously it's the C!
What's a Vikings favourite dance?
The Loki cokey.
What do you call a Swedish cycling group?
Viking Biking
Was Henry VI a ViKing?
Vikings joke
Why do West Virginia residences love the Vikings?
They catch theilens from their cousins.
What stories did Vikings tell their children?
Norsery Rhymes
Where do Vikings go when they get old?
The Norsing home.
What do you call a group of penniless Viking grave diggers?
The poor norsemen of the necropolis.
How was the viking party?
Pretty Loki.
What do you call a viking cemetary?
A grey fjord.
Vikings aren't afraid of death.
They know they'll be Bjorn again.
Did you hear about the viking who hit his thumb with a hammer and bit his tongue?
It was Thor.
What are the Vikings favorite drink?
Mini Sodas
Why was the viking boxer loved so much
He ragna"rocked" the house
Norwegian archeologists have uncovered the very first Viking parenting book.
The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*.
What do you tell the nobles of Scandinavia whenever you're leaving their house?
Viking.
Why do vikings have barcodes on their ships?
Its so they can scan-de-navien
Wanna hear a joke about Vikings?
Never mind, there's Norway you'd laugh at it.
Why were the Vikings such good sailors?
You can lead a Norse to water but you can't make him sink.
What is a Viking's favorite music?
Ragnarock.
How did Vikings send secret messages?
Norse code
What did the Viking chieftain say when asked about his motivation?
"I'm in it for the longhall."
Why did the Vikings not have high doorknobs?
Because of Loki.
Roman soldiers are trained.
But Vikings are Bjorn.
What kind of car does a viking drive?
A fjord
A Viking walked into a bar.
The bartender asked, Why the long ship?
There's this video game about an FBI psychologist hunting a Viking Angel of Death....
I believe it's named Valkyrie's Profile.
What was the Vikings favorite song while invading England ?
Heathen flow by Pearl Jam
Where did the Viking buy his guitar?
Nordstrom's
The Vikings had an initiative tradition where a child had to participate in a raid to become a full man.
As they say, it takes a pillage to raise a child.
It might take a village to raise a child...
but it only takes a viking to raze a village.
Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?
She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.
How can you tell if you're at a classy Viking restaurant?
They have Valhallet parking
When a ship or Vikings suddenly vanishes
There's a disturbance in the Norse
Where does a Viking keep their baby?
In the Norsery."
How do you communicate with the spirit of a Viking warrior?
With a Nor-Ouija board.
Why do companies all around the world fear Vikings?
Because of their skills in hacking
Why can't Vikings fans eat cereal? Because they choke before they ever reach the bowl.
A viking adds symbols to an axe he has just made ...
" Oh no iv runed it"
What do you call a Viking who's been bitten by a vampire?
Norseferatu.
What do you call a weary Viking conqueror?
Bluetooth low energy
What does a Muslim Viking say at the movie theater?
Valhalla Snackbar!
Why did the Vikings sail to England in longboats?
It was too far to swim!
What did the Viking boss say to his band of misbehaving marauders?
It's either my way or Norway!
What do you call a Viking soldier's trusty steed?
A horse in the force of the Norse, of course.
Did you hear about the viking cannibal?
He had a Swede-tooth.
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