Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Poor white splash.
My moment in the sun.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Summer is just floating by.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
For instant fun, just add water.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Water you doing on [date]?
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
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