What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This summer is going swimmingly.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Poor white splash.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Summer is just floating by.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
For instant fun, just add water.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
My moment in the sun.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Water you doing on [date]?
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Get in the swim this summer.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
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