Get in the swim this summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Poor white splash.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
My moment in the sun.
Water you doing on [date]?
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
This summer is going swimmingly.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Summer is just floating by.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
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