Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
For instant fun, just add water.
My moment in the sun.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Get in the swim this summer.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
This summer is going swimmingly.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Summer is just floating by.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Water you doing on [date]?
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Poor white splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
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