This summer is going swimmingly.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Water you doing on [date]?
Poor white splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Get in the swim this summer.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Summer is just floating by.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
My moment in the sun.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
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