What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Poor white splash.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
My moment in the sun.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Get in the swim this summer.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This summer is going swimmingly.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Summer is just floating by.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
For instant fun, just add water.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Water you doing on [date]?
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
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