I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
For instant fun, just add water.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Poor white splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Water you doing on [date]?
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Summer is just floating by.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
My moment in the sun.
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