What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
My moment in the sun.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Water you doing on [date]?
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Get in the swim this summer.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
This summer is going swimmingly.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Poor white splash.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Summer is just floating by.
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