This summer is going swimmingly.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
For instant fun, just add water.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Poor white splash.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Get in the swim this summer.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
My moment in the sun.
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