Get in the swim this summer.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Summer is just floating by.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
For instant fun, just add water.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
Poor white splash.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
Water you doing on [date]?
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
My moment in the sun.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
This summer is going swimmingly.
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
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