How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
Summer is just floating by.
Get in the swim this summer.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Poor white splash.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
My moment in the sun.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Water you doing on [date]?
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
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