What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Did you hear about the rundown swimming pool?
It was a real dive!
What type of noodles do swimmers like best?
Pool noodles!
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Get in the swim this summer.
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Pardon me if I’m being pool-itically incorrect.
Spending time at the pool really floats my boat.
My moment in the sun.
What did the swimming pool say to the skimmer?
Leaf me alone!
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Pack your trunks – we’re having a pool party!
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
This is one spray-cation to remember.
For instant fun, just add water.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Poor white splash.
Here’s more proof that I’ve gone off the deep end.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Water you doing on [date]?
Summer is just floating by.
Why wasn’t the little pumpkin allowed to swim?
There was no life gourd on duty!
I’m never board when I’m at the pool.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Don’t be a wet noodle – join us!
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
This summer is going swimmingly.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
How is it that elephants are always ready for a swim?
They never forget their trunks!
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