There is no glory in practice, but without practice there can be no glory. This volleyball pun is very inspirational. For you to do your best, you have to be willing to practice.
Why did DPD rush to Coors Field?
They heard somebody stole third base.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
My friend was telling me about how a shark attacked her while she was diving
I told her, that bites.
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
How are a volleyball coach and a dentist similar? They both use drills.
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Where did the Flopper work in the offseason? At Dominik's Hat-Check.
Why do you need six players to carry the volleyball to the game? No one can carry the volleyball and a whole team.
You can forget about winning, princess. Because even Cinderella can’t get to this ball.
Why are Scandinavians the fastest runners in the world?
Because they start out near the Finnish line.
Football is one habit I will never kick.
Birds too love cheering on their soccer teams. They egg them on.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Why did the fish cross the road? Cause it was hooked!
Which is the bar downtown that soccer players hate striking on? Crossbar.
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
If you happen to knock down all the pins, don’t be overly excited. Spare us the details.
What does a mom of a football fan hate the most?
A messi room.
I went to my girlfriend's soccer match for the first time last weekend. She kept grabbing the ball with her hands.
She's a keeper.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
If the wooden face mask was popularized by Jacques Plante, was the wooden
cup made popular by Jock Plank?
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
The ref keeps shafting us the offsides; I think he's blue lyin'.
I like your tight end
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
We like rough sets. As long as you practice safe sets, there isn’t a problem.
What is the 7th pin in bowling called? Mother-In-Law!
What does the ski bum do when the chairlift line is too long?
He's gondola top of the mountain.
I know an untidy guy who’s excellent at playing soccer.
What a Messi guy.
What happens if the Grim Reaper spikes the ball? You have to dig your own grave.
What do you call a woman standing in the middle of a tennis court?
Anette.
Which author is anxious to write the book: Colorado Rockies, World Series Champs?
Ben Whayten.
Why are volleyball players always so blameless? They always pass the blame and try to avoid faults.
The chicken got sent off in the middle of the match because of their persistent fowl play.
How do volleyball players deliver their messages? Through Air Mail.
Basketball players manage to remain cool even during tough matches because they stay closer to the fans.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
It is not uncommon for elephants to start a stampede. Especially if they want to play for the Chargers.
Why was the baseball player so good at writing advertising jingles?
Because they're so catchy.
Is the pool safe for diving?
It deep ends.
Get in the swim this summer.
When his wife was preparing his favorite chocolate cake, the baseball player said "Batter Up.
Did you hear about the battery and the volleyball who got into a fight? The volleyball is waiting to go to church and the battery was charged.
Some call them opponents. We call them victims. It sounds like you have the right mindset to succeed on the court!
Why was McGruff the Crime Dog ejected from the football game?
He was called for unnecessary gruffness!
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
Do you always play this badly at the net? Because I don’t like your approach.
Did I tell you about my new girlfriend who also plays football?
Yeah.. she‘s a keeper