Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
The only way athletes can stay cool even in a charged game is by standing near the fans.
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Why don't orphans make good baseball players?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why are street thugs so good at basketball?
Because they know how to shoot, steal, and run.
Which commandment do baseball players hate the most? Thou shall not steal.
I went to Oxford University, where I was a philosophy major and the starting goalkeeper on the football team.
They called me Soccertes.
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Where do players hide their marijuana?
Between the stash marks.
They say that you can spike a volleyball. But you can never take away its dig-nity.
I had a really good fantasy football team.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Which fish can perform operations? A Sturgeon!
Where do football players go shopping in the offseason? The tackle shop.
What's the difference between a sorority girl and a bowling ball?
You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball.
I hate when I have to stop scuba diving
If makes me deep-pressed
Why should you not play volleyball in court? Because you could get arrested.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
How did the swim team manage to pay for new pool renovations?
They pool-ed their resources!
A spectator at a baseball game wondered why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger. Then, it hit him.
Why do so few vegetarians become competitive swimmers?
They don’t like the swim meats!
What does a bowler and a Thanksgiving guest have in common?
They both want a Turkey.
When she saw all the madness around her, March said, “what’s all that bracket”.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
What do golf and se* have in common?
They’re two things you can enjoy even if you’re bad at both of them.
This is one spray-cation to remember.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
What type of stroke does a classical musician use when swimming?
The Bach stroke!
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
What's the best advice to give to a young baseball player?
If you don't suceed at first, try second base.
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
Which HOF defenceman was nicknamed The Gravedigger? Denis Plotvin.
What do apres-ski participants in white-out blizzard conditions eat for lunch?
Icebergers. BRR!
Why did the vegan go deep-sea fishing? Just for the halibut!
How does a volleyball team welcome their new neighbors? With a block party.
We pass expectations, set the standards and kill the competition. This is definitely one of the best volleyball puns to use as your team’s motto.
What did the fisherman say to the card magician? Take a cod, any cod.
And yes, gnomes are always trying to get to first base with the ladies.
What do you call a free treadmill?
The Great Outdoors.
This pool is impressive. Or should I say swim-pressive?
Ana hits a lot of floating shots that her opponents destroy for winners. We need to sitter down and have a talk.
There is one commonality between a magician and a soccer player. They both do hat tricks.
Longfellow is the known poet of basketball.
Went to a game with my dad today and as we were standing up to sing, the veteran in him kicked in and he began tearing up. I said to him, "You know, technically, national anthems are just…
…country music."
I made a snap decision to watch football today.
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