Summer is just floating by.
My strategy is simple, knocking them down a pin at a time.
[Pool Noodle] That’s using your noodle!
Did you hear about the Owl that could play American football?
It was a superb_owl.
Who was the fastest runner of all time?
Adam. He was the first in the human race.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
Why do stoner tourists spend so much money while on a skiing holiday at Aspen?
Because they're high rollers!
Why was the marathon runner plucked out of the race and taken away to jail?
For resisting a rest.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
The calm before the score
Djokovic to his friends the morning after winning the U.S. Open: Is anyone hungry for some Denny’s? Because I would like another Grand Slam.
I tried to start a soccer club so I put up some posters on a local bulletin board.
Just to get the ball rolling.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
Why did the guy decide not to donate a dime to any charity raising funds for a marathon?
Because they just take the money and run.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
Give me my quarter back.
[Donuts] We’re going the hole nine yards for this game.
Why was the nice guy such a lousy baseball player?
Because he never got to home base.
Do you know the easiest way to stop squirrels from playing soccer in your garden is to hide the ball? Well, it drives them nuts.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
Why do benched players always seem to look so wise? They don’t have to look like fools on the floor and entertain the crowds.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
A baseball walks into a bar. The bartender throws him out.
I’m not a bad putter…
I just can’t catch a break.
You cannot get a basketball game fairly officiated in the jungle because cheetahs are all over.
Mary didn’t miss a first serve the entire match. It was not her fault she lost.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
What type of trunks do foresters wear to the swimming pool?
Tree trunks!
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
I am disappointed that you are taking such a closed-stance on my footwork advice.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Why did the football referee have trouble measuring the first down?
Someone was yanking his chain!
Finally, the soccer ball decided to quit the team. The reason behind its move was that it was tied of being kicked around.
What do skiers order at fast food restaurants?
Icebergers with Chilly Sauce, on the slide.
Why did the baseball batter go crazy?
Because the pitcher only threw scewballs.
Having a ball
[Water Slide] I was going to get some work done, but I decided to let it slide.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
Why are frogs great outfielders?
Because they never miss a fly.
I'm currently dating a famous soccer player. He's so loving and caring towards me.
He's a keeper.
My girlfriend told me she's breaking up with me because of my football obsession.
I told her she'll need to wait till the summer window if she wants a free transfer.
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
What type of films should players watch to improve their shot? Slap stick.
Give me some pigskin
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
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