Get in the swim this summer.
How can you tell when a coach doesn’t know what they are doing? When the real coach is yelling from in the stands.
Having a ball this weekend with my best friends
If you want a loyal marriage, get hitched to a basketball player. He will never pass you, rather he will keep you all to himself.
Skier: Doc, I think I'm addicted to skiing at Loveland Ski Are
Shrink: You may be going down a slippery slope. Do you feel a divide?
How are a volleyball player and a carpenter similar? They both love to hammer spikes.
Would Gretzky have changed his name in order to play in Mexico?
Yes, The Great Juan did what it takes.
Volleyball is air affair. This would be a good motto for your team.
Why did the volleyball player get thrown out of the party? He spiked the punch.
We had an argument on our way back from the tournament. Our position is that their goal was stopping ours.
What does Darth Vader say when he plays volleyball? May the spike be with you.
Went on a diving trip with strangers and found a sunken vessel. We're all pitching in to salvage and rebuild it.
I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friend-ship.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Why are football players not allowed in bowling alleys?
After getting a strike, they spike the ball.
How many middle-hitters do you need to screw in a light bulb? Only one, but the the setter has to put it perfectly in their hand first.
Ideally, the cost of a bowling game should be ten pinnies. However, with inflation, the price always goes up.
I really hate these strings. I can feel it in my gut.
I wish they’d change the scoring system, but tennis is set in its ways and doesn’t see the point.
What is the fastest way to make a setter angry? Each time you make a pass, tell the setter the ball is “Up” and then say “Yours!”
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
How many Winter Park ski instructors does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to screw it in, and two to say, "Nice Turns, Nice Turns!"
Which cool rapper recreates at Aspen Snomass?
Ice Ski.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
The injured player wanted to congratulate the winner, but he couldn’t walkover to the other side of the court.
Why should you never go back in time to alter the outcome of a football game?
You’ll be called for past interference!
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I go around this chairlift again?
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
What is the first time that a volleyball match was talked about in the Bible? When Joseph served in the Pharaoh’s court.
Many basketball players fail their tests in school because they do not want to pass.
Which trophy has the most glitz? The Lady Bling.
Why can’t a fish every play volleyball? They are afraid of the net.
Why should you swim in an ool instead of a pool?
Because there’s no “p” in it!
How do baseball players stay in contact with each other?
They touch base every once in a while.
We’re trying to pool off the party of the summer.
Today I donated my old basketball hoop to a school for the blind.
It will be missed.
What does a basketball player say when he misses?
Shoot!
Seven days without playing soccer can make one weak.
An orange and an apple signed up for a tournament. No one was surprised to find out they were both seeded.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
Why can’t I ever win a game returning serve? Give me a break.
If somebody says "You pitch great for a southpaw," is that a left-handed compliment?
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
The walls in this tennis factory are so thin, that when I try to get some work done, all I hear is people making a racquet.
Do you want to know what you get when you cross a newborn snake with a basketball? Really! Ooh you will end up with a bouncing baby boa.
In a conversation between one pin and another, one said, “Let us never split.”
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
How are baseball umpires and angry chickens alike?
Both make fowl calls.
How many volleyball referees do you need to screw in a light bulb? None because they are always in the dark.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
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