Where do baseball players wash up?
In the bat tub.
Why was the criminal dubbed the Beer Runner let go after being arrested for stealing 23 beers?
'Cause the prosecutors didn't have a case.
It is ridiculous having a basketball team that lacks a website. Do you mean none of them can string three W’s together?
Which local sportswriters are most effusive? Those who work in the praise
box!
Have you ever played quiet tennis?
It's just like regular tennis but without the racket.
Why did the vegetarian stop running cross country?
He did not like the meets.
I tried to hit the picture cleanly over the fence, but it was framed.
The bowling solder decided to launch a pre-emptive strike.
What do you call a Spanish football player with no legs?
Gracias.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Why do volleyball players join the military? They want to gain extra experience in the service.
What does a volleyball player do when they go to prom? They spike the punch.
[Bundled Up Guy] This is what you call man coverage.
What trophy do you get if you never score any points? The Art Rouse.
What do you get if you cross a ski instructor and a vampire?
Frostbite.
It feels great to hit the ball again. It spin a long time.
I want to play my match outdoors so I can hit the ball higher in the air. I’m not good at persuading people, so I’m going to hire a lob-byist.
Everyone is getting so paranoid, and diving into conspiracy theories lately...
Must be something in the water.
What type of pool do mechanics like best?
The car pool!
Why did the volleyball player have ropes and shoe strings? They wanted to tie the score.
Deep sea diving is so dangerous.
I just can’t fathom it.
What do you say when your dad wears a speedo to the pool?
Spee-don’t!
Which violation do ghosts get called for the most in basketball?
Ghoul tending.
Why did the blonde run backward?
She wanted to gain weight.
Oh, I thought I was playing the first round, but I guess I got a free pass. Bye.
Why did the baseball team recruit a tiny ghost?
Because they needed a little team spirit.
What type of football player is the biggest drug addict?
The lineman.
I’d like to throw away my old can, but my pusher friend here says he loves junk balls.
I used to have a scuba diving business
But it went under.
What happened when an icicle landed on the skier's head?
It knocked him out cold!
Skier in ER: Doc, I slipped on my way to the chairlift.
Doctor: Icy.
When I got my first job at the bowling alley, I was only tenpin.
What is a golfer’s favorite dance move?
The Bogey.
Jokes are a lot like American football.
If you haven't gotten anywhere with the first three tries, you'll need to rely on your punner.
What country do marathoners retire to?
Iran.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
Whatever you do this summer, be sure to make a splash.
Summer is just floating by.
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
Though it sounds mean, a bad soccer team is much like an old bra. It has no cups and minimal support.
How did the blind guy from Denver enjoy a bit of apres skiing on Lookout Mountain during the last white-out?
He brought along his skiing-eye dog.
I went deep sea diving and a mollusk wanted to give me a hug!
Damn cuddlefish.
Scuba diving is a good hobby... if you wanna hit rock bottom.
I have a lot of respect for fans of football teams that consist of only ghosts
They have a lot of spirit.
Oh buoy – we’re having a splash bash!
What can you serve and never eat? A volleyball!
What do runners eat before a big race?
Fast food.
Why can’t a car play football?
Because it only has one boot.
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