Don’t get me wrong, I love our soccer team. However, in sharp contrast to the albatross, our team doesn’t have two decent wings.
Golfer: The doctor says I can’t play golf.
Caddie: Oh, he’s played with you, too, eh?
They say that volleyball is just mind over matter. Because in our minds, you don’t matter.
Why did the blonde skier cut a hole near the top of her boyfriend's ski parka?
She wanted to give him the cold shoulder.
Why did the skier from Helsinki dominate the downhill slalom competition?
He led the race from start to Finnish.
I can’t believe I framed the ball in for a winner. Shank you!
At the end of the year, there is always a rock n’ bowl concert where everyone gets entertained.
I prefer the new system to reviewing line calls. When Hawk-eye came around, I breathed a big Cy-clops of relief.
What should you wear when you play against the National Volleyball Team? Football helmets.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
He was perfecting his swing
Federer is such a legend that they named the Roger’s Cup, and Fed Cup after him.
What do you call a basketball team that cries after they lose the game?
A bawl club.
Why couldn't the garden gnome run in the marathon?
Because he's not part of the human race!
The guy missed both his serves on match point. I won by de-fault.
I’ve been getting blitzed all game.
The anti-vax basketball team lost every game this season
Apparently they never take any shots.
Which basketball team is the favorite at the North Pole?
The New York Old Saint Knicks.
The only problem with golf is...
The slow groups are always in front of you and the fast groups are always behind you.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
What are the favorite video games for basketball players? Shooting stars.
Why did the volleyball players like to practice in the library? Their coach said that they’d be doing some reading today.
What it is it called if you refuse to go running today?
Resistance Training!
Don’t pass on this party – rush on over.
How do snowboarders introduce themselves when they meet somebody on the slopes?
Sorry Dude.
I like big punts and I cannot lie
In the history of bowling, there is one bowler who floats like a butterfly and stings pretty much like a bee. His name is Muhammad Alley.
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly? Oh, nevermind. It was over your head...
Where do ghosts play volleyball at? At the volleyball corpse.
Where do spiders play football?
Webley Stadium.
Why can't Bill Clinton go scuba diving?
He won't inhale.
Why did the uncouth spud not stop talking during the football game?
Because he was a common-tater.
What did the mathematician do at the baseball game?
Square root for the home team.
The best holiday for you to go bowling is thanksgiving because you will get turkeys.
Is your nickname cream cheese? Because you’re about to get bageled.
. What do you call it when you heard the same jogger pun earlier, yet laughed again?
A running joke.
I used to make extra money by selling illegal tennis equipment on the side, but I was approached by some thugs who told me to stop.
I guess they control the Tennis Racket around here.
Get in the swim this summer.
What does a hunter do with a basketball?
He shoots it.
We’ll have a splash-tastic time.
Is it ad-out again? I’m going to hit my breaking point.
How do you call stage diving at Oktoberfest?
Krautsurfing.
No intentional frowning is allowed here.
Why do volleyball players love to swim? They like diving in the deep and then floating in the shallow.
Good bowlers always keep their minds out of the gutter.
What sport does the Koolaid man play?
Baseball. He's a pitcher.
What’s the easiest shot in golf?
Your fourth putt.
My wife drove our German car off the pier into the sea. The next day I went diving to look for it.
I got the Benz.
What is American football called in other countries?
30.48 cm ball.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
Did you know Karl Marx's sister invented the starting pistol?
Her name was Onya Marx.
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