What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
How do Eskimos make their beds?
With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
If you live in an igloo made of snow, what’s the worst thing about global warming?
No privacy!
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
What do you call a snowman party?
A snowball.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?
Snowbows.