How do ski instructors get to work?
By icicle.
Why was the Copper Mountain skier taken to the emergency room?
He hurt his ski bum.
What do frogs do when they ski?
They rip it.
Why did the ski instructor ask for a divorce?
He found out his wife is a real flake.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, I bet this chair lift weighs enough to break the ice.
What do you call a very slow skier?
A slope-poke.
Why don't skeletons ski the black diamond runs at Copper Mountain?
They've got soul, but they just don't have the heart for it.
Ski Area Pick-Up Line: Hey baby, want me to jump off this chairlift for you? 'Cause I think I could fall for you.
What did the skiier say when his standup act was going downhill fast?
There snow possible way these puns could be more painful.
Why did the hotdogger quit skiing at MaryJane?
Because it was the wurst stunt skier at Winter Park Resort.
After the guy broke his arm skiing, he realized it was all downhill from there.
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