What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
You have to act quickly during a flood because it's an emergent sea.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.