What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What is the name of the car that passes through the narrow stream of the river? Fjord.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
I once dreamt of crossing a wide river...
But it ended up being just a ferry tale.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What did the priest say at the flooding river?
God, dam it!
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
Why did the chicken cross the river?
To get to the otter side
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
The man got shocked when he got down in the river because the river current was too strong.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.