What did Sherlock Holmes say to Watson when he noticed sandstone deposits on the river bank? "It's sedimentary, my dear Watson."
The insane amount of rainfall in Poland did not lead the river to flood, all was in Oder.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
Two fish are swimming in a river, when one of them hits a concrete wall. He turns to the other and says: "Dam"
I'm debating whether I should cross the river on foot or use my rowboat...
It's row v. wade.
While walking down the plains of the river, I lost my footing and got hit on my head. Now my head is swimming.
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
I took a walk down by the river the other day and I heard two birds speaking Spanish...
Turns out they were Portu-Geese.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
I like rivers very much. I was watching a live stream earlier.
In what state is the Amazon River? It is in the liquid state.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
Rivers are...
the original streaming service.
Why are small dried up river beds so cool? Because they're ex-stream.
I'm reading a book called "The Yellow River"
It's written by I.P. Freely
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
What did the river sue for?
Beaver damage.