I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
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