What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
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