A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
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