Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
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