When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
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