What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What does a spy do in the rain?
He goes undercover.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
The queen’s favorite form of precipitation is the reign.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What is known as the world's wettest animal? Rain-deer.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
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