What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Why didn’t the light rain hit the target?
It just mist.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
What should you do if it starts raining cats and dogs?
Please seek shelters.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
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