What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Accordion
Accordion who?
Accordion to the forecast, it's going to rain tonight.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
I'm saving for a rainy day, so far I've collected a couple of raincoats, an anorak, and a dinghy.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do books wear on a wet and rainy day? Rain quotes.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What was one raindrop overheard saying to another? Two's company, three's a cloud.
Thunderstorms are shrewd investors. They put their money in a combination of frozen and liquid assets.
What does a ghost wear when it’s raining outside?
Boooooooooooots.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
When is Monday coming?
MonSoon!
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
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