Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
When we were young, we had this myth that lightning bolts go all the way to cloud 9.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Two fish were swimming in a stream when it began to rain.
One fish said, “Quick, let’s swim under that bridge, otherwise we will get wet!”
What goes hiss, swish, hiss swish every time it rains? A windscreen viper.
What do you get if you come fourth in the National Weatherman Awards? A precipitation trophy.
When the storm begun, the garden party became a bit disorganized and food service was turned to a frost come frost served.
A man once said when is Monday coming? His wife said Mon-soon.
Why are people in big cities in Spain always dry?
Because the rain in Spain falls mainly on the plain.
Does all this rain make you want an ark?
I Noah guy.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
It’s raining cats and dogs outside.
I think I just stepped in a poodle.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
What is an evil dictator’s favorite type of weather?
A rain of terror.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
What did the evaporating raindrop say?
I’m going to pieces.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
Why do cows lie on each other in the rain?
To keep each udder dry.
Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
A little boy asks his dad, “Why is it raining? Is the sky sad?”
The dad replies, “Yes, son, the sky is pretty blue.”
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
It started raining coins outside today.
I guess it’s just climate change.
When it was raining yesterday, I saw a man use ketchup and I got quite shocked. It is only later that I learnt he was taking advantage of the raining cats and hot dogs.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
When can 3 elephants stand under 1 umbrella and not get wet?
When it’s not raining.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
Why do sailors eat shellfish when rain is forecast?
It’s the clam before the storm.
What does Santa often say to Mrs Claus? Come and look at the rain-dear.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The best place meteorologists can stop to get a drink on their way home is the isobar.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
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