I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
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