Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impekkable.
What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?
Cold cash!
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What’s the difference between a horse and wet weather?
One reigns up and the other rains down.
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
The weather man said there won’t be any rain for 6 months, but I drought it.
What does a mountain often do at its daily meal? It avalunch.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
What do you call a tooth in a glass full of water?
A one molar solution.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
Why do trees always hate taking tests? Because they keep getting stumped by the questions.
Every time I passed a ring-shaped coral reef with a coral rim that encircles a lagoon, I had to pay a fee. It was atoll.
Sorry for raining on your parade, I really thought it'd be snow problem.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
It really stops waning
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
Why did the cow go to space?
to get ice cream.
Why does the river have problems remembering things?
Because she is becoming sea nile.
Solving problems in the mountains is easy. It really Alps to clear your head.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
Did you know the Mississippi River is a girl?
If it was a guy it would be the misterssippi River.
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
What do you call two bandits in a race on the ocean.
Piracy.
I really hate rock puns.
My sediments exactly.
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
Whenever someone wishes me to say "Happy Winter," it always leaves me cold.
My wife first agreed to a date after I gave her a bottle of tonic water.
I Schwepped her off her feet.
Why did two fishes go to the riverbank? They wanted to withdraw their fins.
I don't like clouds. They're always throwing shade.
I was just telling my friend Michael Rains about my unfortunate allergy to my home-grown barley.
My grains give me migraines, Mike Rains.
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
I got fired from my job as a train operator and my job as a lightning rod.
I guess I'm just a bad conductor.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
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