Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
My boss told me that he was going to fire the person with the worst posture
I have a hunch, it might be me.
I read a bunch of news articles dealing with lightning strikes recently.
I'm trying to keep myself knowledgeable about current events.
Poured beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
Why did the Platanus occidentalis have to go to the doctor more than the other trees? Because it was always sycamore.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What flowering plant is an amazing equestrian? The horse chestnut.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
It's ok to be negative if you find yourself in a thunderstorm.
You probably won't get struck by lightning.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
What do you call a deer in a storm?
A raindeer
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What is the best way for fungi to grow? You must give it as mushroom as possible!
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
What do you call a boy swimming at the beach?
Buoyancy.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
Where does fog go to the bathroom?
Anywhere it wants.
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
Water you doing?
Q: What falls but never hits the ground?
A: The temperature
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
It's really easy to learn white water kayaking
You just go with the flow.
Where do rocks like to sleep?
In bedrocks!
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Did you hear about the aspen who fell for the loggers’ scam? The copse wood not believe she fell for it.
What do you call people who go to space? Icetronauts.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
What do you call it when a guy throws his laptop into the ocean?
Adele, Rollin’ in the Deep.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What is a flower’s favorite Journey song?
Don’t stop be-leafing.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
Where do saplings go to learn?
Elementree school
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