When you look at the sky and see the moon
You're looking at a subtle light
Why are trees the best frenemies? They are great at throwing shade.
Water you doing?
What does a fish say when he makes a mistake?
It was just a fluke!
What happens when and ice cube gets angry?
It boils with anger, then lets off some steam.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
Q: Where can a tornado be jailed?
A: In a high pressure cell.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I fernly beleaf my tree puns are qualitree, you can leaf me alone if you disagreen.
The lake did not like the river because it felt that the river was not very lake-able.
Why are coyotes howling in the night?
Because they can only see the cactuses in the day.
What do you call it when you get a month’s worth of rain at once?
England.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test?
This is too much pressure!
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Why was fog kicked off the football team? He mist a field goal.
Where do meteorologists like to drink after work?
The closest ISOBAR.
What is a cat's favorite color in the rainbow? Purrrrrple of course.
Why wouldn’t the squirrel collect the oak’s acorns today? She called in sick and then went to the beech.
Avoid pier pressure.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
Why does the ocean roar?
You would too if you had crabs on your bottom.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
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