Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
How do two rival forests get along? They sign a peace tree-ty!
Seas the day.
Why is it always quiet in the forest? Because all of the trees sleep like a dog.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
What is the trees favorite fruit? Pine-apple.
Why are trees the largest plant? Because they are truly tree-mendous.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps.
How did the raindrop ask another raindrop on a date?
He asked her “Water you doing tonight?”
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What does the birch like to study in school? Chemistree.
My wife wanted to plant flowers
Problem is she hasn’t botany.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
Q: What is the opposite of a cold front?
A: A warm back
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
How do you get down from a tree? You can’t because down comes from ducks.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
What did the rainbow say to the pot of gold? You'll be the end of me.
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
A man went to buy long underwear cause the weather was getting cold. The cashier asked " How long would you like them"
"From march to September", said the man.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
What do you say when the beach asks you to walk on it?
Shore
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
If Smart water were actually smart…
Then why did it get bottled?
What is the difference between a chemist and a geologist? While a geologist will drink anything fermented, a chemist just
drinks anything that is distilled.
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
What is the hardest part about being a tree? You have so many limbs, but you still can’t walk.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
My neighbour always thinks he knows more about the weather than me
The guy is a real snow it all.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
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