How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
All the grasses were bumping into each other because the grass-light wasn't working in the streets.
Why do dwarves live in mountains?
They dig it.
The hiker hated the top of the mountain because it was all downhill from there!
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
How do cows intake water?
by Osmoosis.
What pickup line did the flower use on Tinder?
Are you a DAMNdelion?
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
If your canoe turns upside down in the water, you can wear it on your head.
Because it’s capsized.
What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?
A receding hare line.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
It was so hot that the bee's perm had become extremely unmanageable, so she turned into a frizzbee.
Many people seem to believe that warm water droplets get cooled fast and form fog. It's a mist-conception. Someone should de-mist-ify it.
I'm trying to break the ice, but you just keep giving me the cold shoulder.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
How was the misbehaving lightning bolt punished?
He was grounded.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Beach, please.
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Got a cow helping me cut the grass. He's a lawn mooer.
What did the baby cloud say to its mum when it rained? Sorry, mum, I couldn't hold it any longer.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
During the flood, most of our garden was underwater. I felt especially bad for the grass - it must have been grass-ping for air.
What did the sink say to the water faucet?
You’re a real drip.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
There is a higher chance of being struck by lightning than to be killed in a shark attack.
Shocking isn't it.
Why do trees always walk so slowly? All they can do is lumber around.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What is the the chemical formulation for candy molecules? Carbon, Holmium, Cobalt, Lanthanum, Tellerium—or ChoCoLaTe.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
What does a stick say when it falls down?
"Wood you help me up?"
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
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