What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Ensure you save for the rainy day because even your closest friends can give you a cold shoulder.
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
Can you please be more Pacific?
What do you call someone with Yellow hair on the beach?
A beach blond.
The scientists decided to clean up the Thames because it had a dirty mouth.
What do you call two days of rain in a row in Seattle?
The weekend.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
I was gonna make a river joke, but I don't think it's current.
What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?
Hi, Cliff!
Why are trees so silly? All of their puns arboring and acorny.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
I see fewer and fewer rainbow tie-dye t-shirts these days. It's a dying art.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
What do you call a weather man that destroys dinosaurs?
A meteorologist
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
How do you cut an ocean in half?
With a seasaw!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
A nervous wreck.
What is the most favourite drink of a cow? Mountain Moo.
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
What did the vegan wear to the beach?
A zucchini!
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
What do you give to a sick citrus tree to make it feel better? Lemon aid.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
Why are dogwood trees amazing pets? They have a great bark and a wooden bite.
What did the eskimo say when he chopped down a tree?
Tim-brrr
What is the color of the wind? Blew!
What do you call an amazing day up a mountain? A peak experience.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What did the flower say when he saw his date?
I think you’re dandy, and I’m not lion!
Why is the world so diverse? Because it contains alkynes of people.
How do you know you’re in love with a flower?
Not a daisy goes by where you don’t think of them.
What's the weather like in Mexico?
Chili today, hot tamale.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Did you hear about the bank that wanted to put an ATM up a tree? If it works, they are going to expand the idea to other branches.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
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