A chemist plants a seed.
He takes good care of it every day. He waters it and fertilizes the soil around it. As it becomes a big and healthy tree, the chemist thinks to himself: What a good chemist-tree.
What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why did the River go to the doctor? Her flow wouldn't stop.
What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
“My plop is bigger than your plop.”
What do you call a funnel shaped storm made of ketchup?
A tormato.
My Dermatologist was fired today...
He made too many rash decisions.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
What type of pants do rain clouds wear? Thunderwear.
A friend went in to his garden, dug a hole in the grass and filled it with water. I think he meant well.
What did the tree say after someone hit it? We should really call the copse.
What do you say to a flower after a breakup?
Get clover it.
When is it raining money? Whenever there's 'change' in the weather.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
RIP boiled water.
You will be mist.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Does anyone remember the joke about the sodium deposits? Na.
Life's a beach. Enjoy the waves.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
Did you ever hear the joke about the three holes in the ground?
Well, well, well.
I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
He just needed a kick in the bud.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
Getting my toy drone stuck in the tree isn’t the worst thing that happened to me today.
But it’s definitely up there.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What is the best way to communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Where do saplings graduate from? Elementree school.
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
What do you call the least popular color in the rainbow? The weakest pink.
I hope it doesn’t rain Halloween night.
That would dampen spirits.
Why did the vegan get fired ?
His job performance did not meat expectations.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
You should dress up warm in the Andes. That place is Chile.
I was going to tell a joke about the natural disaster in the Indian Ocean
But it was too Tsunami.
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
How does a Snowman get to work?
By icicle.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
What type of motorcycle do London Plane trees like to ride? Treeumph.
My neighbors house got struck by lightning.
It hit close to home.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
The fisherman lost his new fishing hook in the river. He refused to accept it. He was in the Nile.
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