What did the Jedi tell the sacred tree? May the forest be with you.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What happened when it started raining coins?
It knocked some sense (cents) into the world.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
Q: Why did the tornado take a break?
A: Because it ran out of wind!
Where does seaweed look for a job?
In the kelp-wanted section.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
A woman who gave birth in a tree was sent to jail
She was charged with treeson
What do you call a can of soda in a conglomerate? Coca-Cola Clastic.
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
I need to apologize to my fellow Californians for all the recent forest fires.
Apparently I'm the only one that could've prevented them
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Did you hear about the guy whose spouse was hit by lightning?
His entire wife flashed before his eyes.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
I dropped my cactus the other day
Worst part is, I caught it
What did the lightning say to the fireworks?
"Hey! You stole my thunder."
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What did the water plant worker say when their facility flooded?
Dam.
Why Did the Milkman Get Fired?
He was skimming off the top.
Why didn’t the flower get a second date?
He was garden variety.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
How did the fire ant feel after the rain storm flooded his home?
Very put out, indeed!
I tried to make it to the end of the rainbow but didn't due to lilac of effort.
Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
It was InTents.
Why do trees always hold grudges? Because they never fir-get.
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
Next time you’re feeling down, just remember: your plants are rooting for you. Literally!
Did you hear about the Spanish ocean?
Si.
Why do freshwater fish cry so much?
They’re just a stream of emotions.
What do baleen whales call a hook-up?
Netflix and krill.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
What is bigger than a Christmas tree?
A Christmas four
What’s every ice cream parlor owner’s side hustle?
Sundae school teacher.
HIJKLMNO is the formula for water
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