What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
What did the bottled water tell the spy?
The names bond, Hydrogen bond.
What happens when it rains cats and dogs? You have to be careful not to step in a poodle!
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Q: What did the tree say to the wind?
A: Leaf me alone
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Checked into a hotel and was offered the black & white or the rainbow room. I chose the rainbow one as I like a room with a hue.
Where do American trees like to go for vacations in Canada? Montreeal.
I was trying to look at a picture of the ocean but kept having to reload the page, it finally worked after 5 attempts.
That was refreshing to sea.
How would you scare a snowman?
Get a hairdryer!
No matter how much she trimmed the particular strand of grass, the unruly grass kept on growing- what a grass-cal!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
My sister said I would never be able to make a beach pun.
Is seashore about that?
It was a great fire. It was a bon-fire.
One time, while visiting a river town, my brother was hungry and I fed him freshly made stream buns.
Do you know what would happen when you throw a Finnish sailor into the ocean?
Helsinki.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
A plant is fine, a shrub is fine, but tree's a crowd.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
What does a tornado wear under his clothes? Thunderwear!
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
How does the weather tie its shoes? Witha rainbow!
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
Salty but sweet.
What do you call a can of pop found in a conglomerate?
Coca-Cola Clastic.
What does a mermaid wear to math class?
An algae-bra, naturally.
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
What did one blade of grass say to another about the lack of rain?
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Where does a killer whale go for braces?
The orca-dontist.
What type of baseball player gives out all the water?
The Pitcher.
What did Sherlock Holmes say when he caught the Christmas tree bandit? It was elemen-tree, my dear Watt-son.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Don't get tide-up in sorrows, you will only cry a river.
Why was there lightning and thunder in the lab?
The scientists were brainstorming.
Why does water never laugh at jokes?
It isn’t a fan of dry humor.
Why is a field of grass always older than you?
Because it's pasture age
I thought I was swimming in the river Thames, but apparently I made it all the way to France before I realized I'm in Seine.
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