What element comes from Norse mythology? Thorium.
What tree is bought the most at the plant store?
The poplar tree
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
How many colors are in the rainbow? I haven't got a blue.
What does a flower say when they’re surprised?
What in carnation!
Why are seabirds so lucky in love?
Because one good tern always deserves another.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
I had a dream the ocean was filled with orange soda
It was a Fanta sea.
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Why are oceans so meticulous?
They like to be pacific.
Did you hear the joke about the elephant who was stuck in a tree last spring? To get down, she had to sit down on a branch and wait until fall.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
Over the years, my neighbour has buried his deceased pets in his backyard, and to his surprise, a plant has sprung up.
It's a Cemer Tree.
The other day a tree asked for my help with kindling a grass route movement.
I said I wood because it's got a lot growing for it.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
How did the old man walk his way out of the storm so fast?
Because, he had a hurry cane.
Beach, please.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
We got the news of a coming flood today. The news was leaked.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
In my village, there is a farmer who takes his cows to refill their food at the grass station.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Why did the man driving a train get struck by lightning?
He was a good conductor.
When the AC circuits in your home are hit by a DC lightning bolt..
It's a current affair.
Why did the toddler chew on pebbles? He wanted to eat rock candy.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
Knock Knock?
Who's there?
Hurricane
Hurricane who?
Hurry! Cane you jog away from the storm?
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?
A little shaken
Q: How do clouds keep in touch with each other?
A: Using sky-pe.
What did the rock say after it rolled into a tree? Nothing because rocks can’t talk.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
Why don’t elephants go to the beach?
Because their trunks always fall down.
Why did the ocean leave the party early?
She was getting really tide.
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