The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What did the carp say to his crush?
Don’t play koi with me!
A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Why do trees always get hired? They have the right qual-leaf-ications.
Why are Christmas trees so clean? They know how to spruce things up.
How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?
Don’t go around BRRfooted!
Why is rain the best kind of music?
Because it has amazing drops.
This rock was magma before it was cool.
Get it?
What’s a cetacean’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
There are so many puppies and kitties around the neighbourhood. Perhaps it is because it has been raining cats and dogs for hours.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What kind of shorts do clouds wear? Thunderwear!
Why are trees such great drivers? They always take the shortest root.
What does the fish say when she disagrees with her husband?
I don’t quite sea it that way.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
What do you call a Mongolian leader who got struck by lightning
Shocka Khan.
The coffee shop kept samples of burnt coffee as evidence to fire their roaster.
It was used as grounds for dismissal.
Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship?
All the sailors were marooned.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
The Azteca Stadium in Mexico has been so neglectfully maintained that there are foot-long grasses on the pitch. Now we call it the Grass-teca Stadium.
If H20 is water, then what is H204? It’s for drinking, washing and swimming, of course!
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
My wife drives like lightning.
I don't mean she drives fast - she hits trees.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you call police obsessed with keeping good grass?
Lawn-Forcement
Where does the sun hide at night? Just keep looking for it, it'll dawn on you soon!
I recently got offered a job studying fog but I turned it down.
Looking back, I now think it was a mist opportunity.
I have a hiking playlist with songs from the Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.
What do you call a periodic table when the gold is missing?
Au revoir.
What's all wet and likes to shake? It's an earthquake on a rainy day.
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Having a dirt yard instead of grass is a bold move...
But having a giant rock is boulder.
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
A snowmobile!
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
When can your cup of coffee tell the weather?
When it's muggy.
Have you heard about the banker who drowned in a river? It was a river of cash.
My cat just cut the grass.
She's a lawn meower.
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
What types of books do pines read? Poetree books.
You want to hear the best rock puns?
Give me a moment and I’ll dig something up.
Why was the pine tree always in trouble? It kept being knotty.
There was a terrible fire at the shoe factory today...
Over a million soles were lost.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
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