What is a tornado's favorite movie? Gone With the Wind!
RIP to Boiled Water.
You will be sorely mist.
When the rainbow decided to speak out at the meeting of all weathers, someone said 'Look hue's talking.'
Why is the ocean always on time?
She likes to stay current.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What happens when you blend an artificial waterway with a tree? You get a root canal.
Q: How do you store water?
A: Cloud storage.
What does the youngest flower child say?
Last bud not least!
If you go to a beach and you can see through it, you could say the coast is clear.
Why did the obtuse Triangle go to the beach?
Because it was more than 90°.
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
Went camping last night. It was in-tents.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
Guess what I do when my ice house falls apart.
Igloo it back together!
Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What did one cloud of fog say to the other?
I don’t know. It’s a mistery.
Where do birch trees keep their jewelry? In the river bank.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
What is it called when a tree has back problems?
ScoliOAKsis
Did you hear about the metamorphosis professor who just gave up on life? He really needed a change.
The only way bees can fly right through the rain is when they have their yellow jackets on.
What does rain wear to a fancy dinner party? A rainbow-tie.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
As I am walking towards my classroom, I get to know that my miss-is-sippi-ng my glass of water.
What do you call a camper driving through frozen rain?
Van Hailin’.
Australia announced that they have begun dumping sewage into the ocean
It’s now classified as an in-continent.
How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves!
. How can you easily identify a dogwood tree? By listening to the bark.
What did the man say after he slipped and fell on the ice. Nothing he just gave everyone the cold shoulder.
My friend asked me how big the ocean is.
I said "can you be more Pacific?"
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What did you call an awesome geologist? A rockstar!
How are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean? They're both below C level!
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
I tried to catch the fog.
But I mist.
I was at the beach and saw this guy in the water yelling, “Help, shark! Help!
I just laughed because I knew that shark wasn’t going to help him.
How did the apple tree get the job? It had the right qua-leaf-ications!
Why did the Sugar Maple have to go to the dentist? It really needed a root canal.
A parishioner at my church broke into the holy water tank and splashed some on his infant daughter, saying, "your are hereby baptized!"
That's just not rite.
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