How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
Why did the dad prefer driving in the rain?
Things ran more fluidly.
I asked the land beside the ocean if he was certain he wasn't beach.
But he was pretty shore.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
Everyone said the wind was powerful. So, I went outside and was blown away.
Why aren’t trees competitive sports fans? They like to root for everyone.
Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-rainer
Even during thunderstorms, Santa can still deliver presents because raindeers fly his sleigh.
Q: What did the cloud say to the lightning bolt?
A: You're shocking!
The dock keeps floating above the river because of the pier- pressure.
Why does the mermaid wear seashells?
Because she grew out of her B-shells.
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
Where do fish wash? In a river basin.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
Seas the day.
Yesterday’s weather forecast predicted freezing rain. However, it turned out to be quite an ice day.
R.I.P boiled water. You will be mist
I have a butcher friend in London. Last week he caught a huge sea creature in the river there and made it into sausage. It was the beast of Thames. It was the wurst of Thames.
Due to bad weather, I won't be attending the Meteorology Convention.
I'm gonna take a rain-check.
Our weather bureau is actually an umbrella organization.
Why do cows eat grass?
I mean, someone has to moo the lawn.
Q: Why was the cloud so dark and stormy?
A: It was feeling mis-thunder-stood.
Q: Why do windmills love loud, heavy rock music?
A: They’re metal fans.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
The worst thing about living next door to a good gardener is that the grass is always greener on the other side.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
Last night the river was arrested. The river was accused of illegal streaming.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
Where do water droplets go to settle arguments?
The Supreme Quart.
Took the family on a whitewater rafting trip, and first time we came to a sudden descent in the river, we lost everything...
That was just one of the downfalls!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
Tis the sea-sun.
Why is the ocean always blue?
Because the shore never waves back.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What's a flowing water with living organisms called?
A livestream.
When Smokey died in a forest fire, how did his body get to the cemetery ?
Pallbears.
Why are cedars so hard to get along with? They suffer from bigo-tree and ex-tree-mism.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
Why was it hard for police to catch the tree bandit? He had them stumped.
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What did Betula pendula tell her little sister when she was annoyed? Leaf me alone, birch.
Did you hear about the cows struck by lightning?
They were completely cattletonic!
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
Floret.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
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