What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Who carries out operations in a river? A sturgeon.
What do you see when an elephant hides behind a tree?
The trunks
What do you call a bear that’s stuck out in the rain?
A drizzly bear.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Thanks for all the sediment.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
The science teacher decided to take her class out on a field trip to the mountains because all the kids in her class desperately needed higher grades.
What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?
Dam.
Tis the sea-sun.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
Why are trees such great thieves? They really have sticky fingers.
What did the retired pirate say when he went to the beach?
Long time no sea.
I couldn't go out because of the blizzard. So I had to eat storm-ed buns for dinner.
Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
He just wants somebudy to love.
It was pretty foggy outside today.
I shot an arrow in the air, and it stuck.
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
You can bet on firemen at the beach.
It's a shore-fire thing.
The shrubs were gearing up for a fight with the grass, but they never saw the blades come in.
Why did the boy soon stop trying to grab the mountain fog? Because he always mist.
My friend, while driving through the mountains watching the leaves change: I love the winter. All the naked trees.
Me: Yeah, you can see all their knotty parts.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What did the nut tree say when his wife left him? I walnut stand for this!
There was news of a snowstorm. It arrived white on time.
What did the water in the fire truck say when it came to a sudden stop?
I'm baffled.
There was once a mountain biker who murdered everyone in his path because he was a clinical cycle-path!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
Me: "Hello? 911? Emergency! The neighbors house is on fire!"
Dispatcher: "Did you discover the fire?"
Me: "No! Prometheus! but what does he have to do with this?"
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
The plant was tired of being boring.
It has decided to turn over a new leaf.
What kind of alcohol do flowers drink?
Rosé.
Why do trees have to drink responsibly? Otherwise, they become a bunch of trunk idiots.
What do you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain?
A driplodocus.
What is batman’s favorite food (ans Just-ice)
Not much, just-ice.
There’s an old oak near my house that’s always surrounded by fog.
I don’t know why, it’s a mist tree.
What did they use to set off the amazon warehouse fire?
Amazon kindle.
What did the tornado say to the washing machine?
Want to go for a spin?
Q: How do you stop newspapers from flying away on windy days?
A: Use a news anchor!
Why Did the Whale Cross the Ocean?
To get to the other tide.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
I got fired from the Calendar Factory yesterday
They say it's because I took a day off.
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
I be-leaf in you.
When the drivers ran out of fuel in the grassland, they refueled their tanks with grass-oline!
How do you split the ocean in half?
With a sea-saw.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
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