What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
How does one raindrop ask another out? Water you doing tonight?
What do pines eat for breakfast? Past-trees.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.
They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
When were rock puns the funniest?
During the stone age.
Did you know humans can be struck by lightning?
I was shocked when I found out.
What did one cactus say to the other cactus ?
"Lookin sharp !"
Diving into shallow water could lead to jumping to wrong conclusions.
Why do skeletons hate how wind feels? Because it goes right through them!
They consider a million years ago to be Recent.
I installed a sky light in my apartment.
The people upstairs were not happy at all.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
Never forget how beautiful the mountains are. You don't want to take them for granite.
What did the wise papa fish tell his son?
Keep your friends close and your anemones closer.
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
What happens when you’re alone and you get too cold.
You’re totally ice-olated.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
I couldn't figure out why that ball in the sky kept getting bigger...
Then it hit me.
What is black, purple, blue, yellow and white? Sugilite, sardonyx and opal all fighting over a gumball.
I enjoy throwing coins in the river and watching them. I like studying my cash flow.
When moving a piece of furniture at the weather station, you'll be needing four casters.
What do you call a dinosaur who sat on a cactus?
A megalo-sore-ass.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
Girls just wanna have sun.
There's a basic difference between weather and climate: you can't weather a tree, but you can definitely climate.
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
What do you call a storm that doesn't come to fruition?
A mist opportunity!
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
What did the sea say to the river? You can run but you can't tide.
What did the metamorphic rock say during the test? This is too much pressure!
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
If your boat turns upside down in the river, you can wear it on your head because it's capsized.
What did the monochrome say to the rainbow?
Oh no! My arch nemesis!
A red ship and a blue ship collided in the ocean.
Apparently the survivors are marooned.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Rain doesn’t fall. Raindrops.
The river turned out to be a great party guy because he just went with the flow.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano?
I really lava you!
If I could change the periodic table, I would put Uranium and Iodine next to each other.
How do geologists like to relax?
In rocking chairs, of course!
Why don’t Native Americans like to do rain dances in April anymore?
Because April showers bring Mayflowers.
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A rain of terror!
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
I have a good nature joke but after listening to it, everyone just leaves.
Last week, I met someone who specialized in the studies of shrubs and grasses. He called himself Neil De-grass-y Tyson!
What clothes do rainbows wear? Thunderpants.
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