Why did Iron Man sleep outside when it rained?
To get some rust.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
Green vegetables absolutely love going on camps as a group. Their favorite is the Brussels Scouts.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
What does seaweed say when it's stuck at the bottom of the sea? "Kelp! Kelp!"
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
What always goes up whenever the rain comes down? An umbrella.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
With the nice warm weather last weekend, a neighbor was enthusiastically diggin' in the dirt planting his garden!
He was so excited about it, he wet his plants.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
My friend couldn’t pay his water bill anymore.
I sent him a Get Well Soon card.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
Q: What do you call a weatherman who farts while he pees?
A. Rain with a little wind and thunder.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
Why was the sapling crying to her mom? She said the big trees wouldn’t leaf her alone.
When it rains chickens and ducks, the best description for the weather is foul weather.
Local weather reports state there won't be any rain for 1 year, but I drought it.
I was struggling to find out how lightning works. And then it struck me.
What is at the end of a rainbow?
The letter W.
What did the motivational speaker say?
Don’t take life for granite.
What is a birch’s favorite dinosaur? The Tree
Rex.
I don't know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.
Love the beach. Can I be any more Pacific?
Why did the cloud stay at home? It was feeling under the weather.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
What do you call water that is good for you?
Well water.
Why didn’t Guns N Roses turn up for the gig when it was snowing?
Axel Froze.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
What do you get when you plant a Donut?
A pastree.
I over boiled some venison broth earlier.
It was deerly mist.
I was going to make another mountain pun but I can't think of summit.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
How could the skeleton tell that rain was coming?
He could feel it in his bones.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.Someone got hurt from a fistful of grass thrown at them with force. When they pressed charges, the cops charged the culprit with physical grass-ault.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
What drug is illegal in the ocean
Sea weed
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Finally put up the Christmas tree...
It really spruced up the room.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
There was a fire at the yodeling school. Everyone was asked to exit in an orderly orderly orderly manner.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
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