I was so disappointed when I went to the court house themed restaurant and all they gave me was frozen water.
Justice was served.
What happens when you go to the beach in hell?
You get a SaTan.
What is the most depressed river in Southern Europe? The Crimea River.
What does Santa Claus say when he flies through a rainbow? Hue hue hue, merry Christmas!
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Want to hear a joke about weather?
Actually, never mind. I'll just save it for a rainy day.
How much do you love rainbows? Just a skittle bit.
What's the wind's favourite colour?
Blew
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
She thought he was too shallow.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River? The Amazon River actually has sails.
Mother always knows best. But when winter comes around, Mother Nature snows best.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
The weatherman said it might get a bit drizzly outside.
You can expect a Lil’ Wayne.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
What is a mountains favorite type of candy?
Snow caps.
A good friend of mine fell into a vaporiser and died.
She is sadly mist.
There are so much beautiful sceneries near the river valleys. They are totally gorges.
What’s a bigamist?
It’s what Italians call a thick fog.
Where’s the best beach to buy sports gear at?
Jersey Shore.
Why are plants the best chefs?
They’re succulent.
I don’t know if I got hit by freezing rain but it sure hurt like hail.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
How did the shark plead in the murder case?
Not gill-ty.
The river fish went to the library and asked if he can get a book. The librarian said: "You can start by-rowing it."
When it comes to getting things done, my work ethic is like lightning.
I take the path of least resistance.
What do trees drink at their parties? Root beer.
A man went to the gym today and met up with his new personal rainer.
Whale, hello there.
How do you learn more about spiders that live in the rainforest? Check out their web site!
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
Q: What's a tornado's favorite game?
A: Twister
Why was the evergreen so lonely in high school? She was always pining to become a part of the poplar kids.
Green is the most relaxed color in the rainbow, it's so jade back.
Why were the herbs not fully grown yet? They didn't have enough thyme!
Why did the fisherman suddenly redirect his boat?
Just for the halibut.
Sea you at the beach.
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
My friends were talking about what different colours grass they preferred.
I told them they were being gracist.
Seas the day.
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king?
Our souls will rain forever.
Did you hear about the cow that was lifted into the air by a tornado? It was an udder disaster!
I know a man whose last name is Storm
He has three daughters: Summer, April, and Haley.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
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