What do you call a month’s worth of rain?
England.
How do you cut the sea in half? With a see saw!
what do you call the smaller rivers that run into the nile?
The juveniles
When something evolves, it becomes a fork of nature.
What does a flower do when they get caught in a lie?
Backpetal.
What did the Christmas tree tell his crush? I pine for you.
Why are trees a popular Christmas decoration? They look good in boughs.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
The wind had such a great time. You could say it had a blast.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
What did the rock say to the word processor?
Boulder.
Why are flowers so good at problem-solving?
They know how to nip things in the bud.
What did the flower tell his son before a big game?
I’m rooting for you.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
I just found out what animal’s been getting into my avocado plants...
It was a guaca-mole.
What do you call an old snowman? A creek.
Why couldn’t the fish watch YouTube?
He couldn’t stream the video.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
What is the king’s favorite type of precipitation?
Hail, of course!
What’s an ig?
A snow house without a loo!
Why can’t a Christmas tree sew? It keeps dropping its needles.
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
A snow-fake!
What do you call an English rock band playing in the mist? Foghat.
The ocean cut off all ties with the river, because the river turned out to be too shallow.
Q: What do you call a gust of wind full of sand?
A: A rough draft
I think there's something wrong with the cactus I'm growing...
But I can't put my finger on it.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
I knew a guy that got struck by lightning twice.
It was a re-volting scene.
Where does a snowman keep his money?
In a snow bank.
What does a flower write on their valentine?
Aloe you vera much.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
Why didn't the hipster swim in the river? It was too mainstream.
Q: Why does a hurricane wear a monocle?
A: It has only had one eye!
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
Why do trees make the worst enemies?
Because they are the best at throwing shade.
Where do naughty rainbows go?
Prism
Why was the bucket so embarrassed at the beach?
Because of how pail it was.
Q: What did Julius Caesar’s pet windmill say?
A: I came, I spun, I conquered.
My grandpa used to cut the grass before he died
but he has been lawn gone.
What happens if someone chucks a rock at you? You hit the rock’s bottom.
What plant do both Spaniards and French agree is the best?
Seaweed.
What type of weapon can you make with potassium, iron and nickel? A KniFe.
What do you call it when it rains ducks and geese?
Fowl weather.
Q: What did the leaf say to the wind?
A: You really blew me away.
Rivers are so lazy they never get out of their beds.
The stormy weather affected my ability to remember my alphabets. I remember A, B, C, D, and F but I misty.
What happens before it rains candy? It sprinkles.
What do you call a wet teddy bear?
A drizzly bear.
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