A magician wearing a rainbow colored coat is called Hue-dini.
What do you call a gestalt consciousness of plants?
A chive mind.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite Elton John song?
A: Candle in the Wind!
If you drop your white shirt in the Red Sea, what will it become?
Wet
Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.
Only when it's ground.
Why don’t you see an ocean in school?
They just can’t wade through all that homework.
What types of plants do you get after you plant kisses? Tulips.
Do you want to hear a joke about a bolt of lightning?
Actually, maybe not. The end is rather shocking.
My son and I went camping yesterday and when he asked me how to start a campfire, I explained, "You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same..."
"Then you’ll have a match."
What is Jack Frost’s favourite mode of transport?
A Tr-Ice-cycle
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
Why are bad knitters and Christmas trees alike? They both drop their needles.
The viking Rudolph the Red looked outside and proclaimed it was going to rain.
His wife asked him, “What makes you say that?”
He replied, “Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”
Nowadays, people drought the accuracy of weather men because the climatic patterns are so unpredictable.
What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?
An ice burger extra cheese.
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
I got lost in the mist today.
I didn’t have the foggiest idea where I was.
Why do people like storm watching so much?
The lightning is quite striking!
Want to hear the best rock puns? Give me a moment and I'll dig something up!
How do you know if an ant is a boy or a girl?
If you toss it in the water and it sinks, it’s a girl. If the ant floats, it’s a buoyant.
What falls all the time and never gets hurt? Rain.
Why did the tectonic plates break up?
It wasn’t her fault, but there was just too much friction between them.
Why did the banana tree have to make a doctor’s appointment during the hurricane? Her fruit was peeling under the weather.
Many years ago, my grandfather used to cut the grass- but, he's been gone for a lawn time.
Where do flowers recharge? At a power plant!
The storm was sad so we called it the sigh-clone.
Look Honey, a cactus!
I haven't seen that many pricks in one place since your family was in for Thanksgiving!
During the pandemic, all the children asked to draw pictures of the different types of grass. The children had to submit their grass-essments online.
Salty but sweet.
Q: What is a wind turbine’s favorite musical group?
A: Air Supply
Why do you never see owls being affectionate in the rain? It's too wet to woo.
My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.
So I sent him a “get well soon” card.
What happened to the wooden car with a wooden engine and wheels? It wooden go at all.
What is a tree’s favorite geometry shape? The treeangle.
I sang the rainbow song to a cop yesterday.
They arrested me for colorful language.
Why was the food critic fired?
They didn't reference their sauces
What do you call grass that waits until the last minute to grow?
A Prograsstinator
My dad refused to accept that he was not hiking in a mountain called Mt. McKinley
He was in Denali.
Four types of weather were having a race. Sunny won gold, cloudy got silver, snowy picked up a bronze, and rainy won a precipitation award.
This rainbow is on its last legs, it's really hanging by a red.
What’s a flower’s favorite band?
Guns n’ Roses.
I would love climbing to the peak of Mount Everest, but I do not see the point.
I never knew how lightning worked
Thats until it finally struck me.
What did the teaching tree do when it went overseas? It took a leaf of absence!
The wind is following a new workout program. It’s called air conditioning.
What do we call a flock of sheep that tumbles down a mountain? They are called a lamb-slide.
With the kind of weather, it was almost certain that the bride-to-be would get a hoarse throat as she walked through the rain into her bridal shower.
I heard there are some fires near Greece
We’re gonna need a lot of baking soda.
Why did the sapling go to the doctor’s office? He was feeling a little green.
What did the flower say when he wanted a second chance?
I’ll grow on you.
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