How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for Fresh Prints!
The winds of change started raining silver, copper, and gold coins.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
My glasses may be fogged up, but don’t worry I’ll be fine.
I’m optimistic!
I'm trying to think of a weather pun, but my mind's kinda cloudy now.
When does soil get rich?
When mother nature makes it rain.
Where do fish keep their money? In river banks.
What's the fastest thing on the river bed?
A motor-pike and side-carp.
A friend of mine is his team's best footballer on paper. Unfortunately, they play most of their games on grass.
Why was the man using ketchup during the rain?
Someone said it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Why was the cloud not allowed to cross the border?
A: Because it was a for-rainer
Did you want to hear the joke about the mountain? Never mind, you would never get over it.
"Someone's stolen the grass from my garden," said the man looking forlorn.
Where do you go to weigh a pie? Somewhere over the rainbow.
What is it called when bigger burgers fall from the sky?
Meatier showers.
Did Texas survive last week's winter storms?
Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrly.
What did the chemist cowboy tell his horse? HIO Ag!
What do you call it when a panda eats all of your tall grass?
Bamboozled!
What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road.
Grate.
What did the ocean say when asked if he wanted to be friends with the beach?
“Shore!”
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What did Abel yell to his brother when he noticed a storm coming?
Hurry, Cain!!
Why are there fish at the bottom of the sea?
Because they dropped out of school.
Why were the spruces in a group of three? They like to travel as a tree-o.
I'd cut the grass but it's against the lawn.
A french farmer who owned an olive plantation had a huge fire
He was extremely sad, he had lost his all his huile d'olive.
Where did the Adansonia tree go to get a quick trim? To the baobarber.
What's a king's favorite kind of precipitation?
Hail!
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Never go on a date with a cactus
They'll spike your drink
My wife was watching me do some DIY and she said I hammer like lightning.
I never strike in the same place twice.
What did the sarcastic otter say?
I think you’ve confused me with someone who builds a dam.
Q: How is hurricane season like Christmas?
A: At some point, there’s going to be a tree inside your house.
Q: Why did the wind turbine blush?
A. It broke wind.
I mist say, this is a pretty bad joke, but it haze potential.
What do you say when you want a kiss from a flower?
Plant one on me.
I got fired from my job because I kept asking my customers whether they would prefer “Smoking” or “Non-smoking”.
Apparently the correct terms are “Cremation” and “Burial”.
Why did the River need Jesus? It was dammed.
What kind of magazine does a rock like to read?
Rolling Stone.
If there's a will, there's a wave.
Why are geologists great dates?
They can make your bedrock.
What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?
A furricane
What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone!
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
What is the difference between a wet day and a lion with a toothache? A wet day is pouring with rain, the other is roaring with pain.
Lost on a mountain, you can collect rainwater to drink during storms.
Otherwise, you just have to make dew.
Don't get tide down.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Q: How does a butcher keep his tent up in a strong winds?
A: With steaks!
Why is grass so dangerous? Because it is full of blades!
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