Are you addicted to the ocean and ocean life?
If you are, sea kelp
There was once a jolly happy mountain that offered fantastic advice to a grumpy hill. "Change your altitude", he said!
What’s the scariest plant?
BamBoo.
I can sea clearly now.
What's faster - lightning, light, or diarrhea?
Diarrhea. Because I ran like lightning to the bathroom, turned on the light, but the diarrhea was already there.
What did fog do to make the captain angry? He mist the boat.
I was hiking yesterday, when I suddenly ran in to a cougar....
Almost made me puma pants!
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair who keeps getting struck by lightning?
A handicapacitor.
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter get an umbrella, it looks like it's going to rain!
Q: Why couldn’t the boy keep his documents open when he left a window open in winter?
A: Because it was too Win+D
My father decided to mow the lawn today. As he mowed, all the grass blade.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
He was going to sleep in a bucket of ice.
But then he got cold feet.
Feeling fintastic.
What did the boy volcano say to the girl volcano? I really lava you!
Why didn’t the two algae ever have se*?
Because they had a planktonic relationship
I told my friend a tree pun.
He was stumped.
After the rain has cleared and the sun comes out, rainbows are so quick to appear they'll red like wildfire.
What was the conversation like at the dinner party with all the boring flowers?
Like pollen teeth.
Did you hear about the guy who fell in love with a tree? They say he was a tree hugger.
Had a great weekend. Won the annual weather forecaster's championships!
I beat the raining champion.
My dad works in a steel plant.
He says it's very riveting.
I imagined I saw a rainbow but it must have been a pigment of our imagination.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call a rock that never goes to school?
A skipping stone!
What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?
A Frosty.
What's the name of the funniest mountain range in the world? The Himhilarious.
eople say they never get hungry at the beach
That’s because there’s sand, which is everywhere.
What goes up when rain starts to come down?
Umbrellas.
I've always considered mountain plateaus to be the highest forms of flattery.
Q: What do you call a windmill swallowed up by a tornado?
A: A wind meal
What did the beaver tell the tree? It has really been nice gnawing you.
What do snowmen do on Christmas?
Play with the snow angels.
The main difference between the weather and a horse is that one rains down while the other is reined up.
What did the cactus wear with their suit?
A cactie.
Wanna know what I said when I got hit by a water gun?
H2Oww
What is the same shape and size as a sequoia tree, but weighs nothing at all? The tree’s shadow.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Icebergers!
Did you hear of the story of the tornado? There is a twist at the end.
What do you call an indoor plant?
An intro-vert
Is it hard to count conifers? It’s as simple as one, two, tree!
I was hiking in mountains the other day and a big cat started attacking me
Man, I puma pants
How does Santa look after the grass on his three gardens? Ho, ho ho.
I was fired from an insect repellent company for being dyslexic, so I smashed all their computers.
There’s no files on me.
What do you call a baby owl stuck in the rain?
A moist owlette.
Q; What’s the difference between origami and grandpa passing wind?
A: One is the art of the fold, the other, the fart of the old.
Why did the aspen date the poplar? She really found him to be in-tree-guing.
A guy just walked into my store and bought a bunch of fog machines so I called the cops.
He must belong to an extreme mist organization.
Why didn't the mexican archer fire his bow?
Because he didn't habanero.
H20 is water, but what is H204?
It’s for swimming and drinking, of course.
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