What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
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