What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.