During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
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