What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
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