When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
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