Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
The fungi turned down seconds at dinner because he never had mushroom.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
I am still trying to launch beef and cream out of a mushroom cannon. It is not stroganoff.
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
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