How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Why did the lettuce and the mushroom break up? The lettuce was pretty but the mushroom did not have much room for her in his life.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
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