What type of mushrooms can you put on a jacket? Button mushrooms.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
Mushroom puns are the best for any occasion. They are very portabella.
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Mushrooms always hate going to school. They feel inferior before the rest because they are always so spore-d.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
When finally the encyclopedia on mushrooms was out, it was given the title ‘A Fungi-de to the Mushrooms’.
I was going to try putting a mushroom into my cola. I wanted to be a my cola gist.
The forager was in such mixed moods this morning and we guessed he picked and ate the wrong class of mushrooms.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
The only way the mushroom could think of decorating his house was with toadstools.
During the contribution’s session, the mushroom family never gave a lot. They were just two spore.
What did the mushroom’s sing when they won the closed-cup? - We are the champignons!
I was thinking about using a mushroom to poison someone. My morel stopped me.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
If you are preparing jacket potatoes, your choice vegetables should be button mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom need time off work? Because he was fried.
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
There is always a first time to everything. For instance, when you take a mushroom either for lunch or dinner, you will be amazed at how magical it is.
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
I always invite the mushroom to my party because he is such a fun-guy.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.
Why did the frog lose his job on the mushroom farm? He stole the toads-tool.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
What did the mushroom request when booking his hotel? A shroom with a view, please!
How does a mushroom decorate a home? With toadstools.
What is a mushroom’s favorite hobby? - Spore-t!
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
What did the bride say to her new husband at their wedding? - I love you so mush-groom!
What types of mushrooms do vegetarians avoid? Oyster mushrooms.
The reason why mushrooms are always welcome even in high-end parties is because everybody believes they are really fun-guys.
What did the grouchy mushroom say to the loud mushroom? - Put a cap on it.
Where do the mushroom family keep their umbrellas, coats and shoes? In their porch-ini!
Who did Prince Mushroom fall in love with at the royal ball? - Chanterella!
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
If there was to be a beauty contest bringing together all the beautiful mushrooms on the face of the earth, the porta-bella mushroom would carry the day.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
When darkness sets in, fungi much like many other organisms go to sleep, but in mush-rooms.
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What does the mushroom say to his lover? – “I have so mush-room in my heart for you, baby!”
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
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