What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
Why did the zombie comedian get booed off stage?
Because the jokes he told were rotten.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
Why do zombies only date intelligent women?
They just love a woman with brains.
When does a skeleton laugh?
When someone tickles his funny bone.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
How does Frankenstein jump-start his day?
With a shock of lighting.
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
What kind of writer did the ghost hire to write his biography? A ghostwriter, duh.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Why do ghosts like elevators? They raise their spirits.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why are Ghosts in such good shape? Plenty of exorcise and a good die-t.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I don't know. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What does the Ghost say when he sneezes? - Ach-ooooooooooooooooooooo!
What happens if a big ghoul steps on Batman and Robin?
They become flatman and ribbon!
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
Why doesn’t Frankenstein go on airplanes?
He can’t get past the airport metal detector.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
How do French skeletons say hello?
- Bone-jour!
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
How do you get rid of a witch’s hex?
Draw a hex-a-gone.
What do you call a ghost who haunts fireplaces? A toastie ghostie.
Where did the ghost go on holiday? The Boohamas.
What do vampires use when baking cakes?
Batter.
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