What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
A man has been arrested in South Africa for shooting a giant chess set
What's wrong with those big game hunters?!
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
What do werewolf like for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Halloween was nearly over, and the zombie was hurrying to get back to her tomb before the sun came up.
She was rushing so much, she didn't even notice the headstone was the wrong shape before she got in. It was a grave mistake.
How did the skeleton know the other skeleton was lying?
He could see right through him.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
What did the broken hearted skeleton say?
After all to-marrow is another day.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
Why couldn’t the police arrest the skeleton?
They couldn’t pin anything on him.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
When a big giant eel takes your hand for a meal...
...that’s a moray.
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?
He threw his arm out.
What did the lost witch ask the wizard?
- Witch way to the Halloween party?
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you get when you cross a goblin, a stop sign, and immortality?
An everlasting gobstopper!
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What does a witch get if she crosses a black cat and a lemon?
A sour puss.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
What is a Ghost’s favourite film? Paranormal Activity.
An idea is one of the worst killers of vampires. They don't see it coming, and then it dawns on them.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
Have you heard about the Italian Bigfoot?
The spag-yeti.
How should you greet a Ghost? - Long time, no see.
What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock?
He got ticks.
What is the highest compliment a zombie can receive?
- Wow, you're in Grave condition!
A wise saying among werewolves: Chasing your tail will not make ends meet.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
Within the labyrinthine bureaucracy prowls the deadly Adminotaur.
Why did the witch fall off her broom mid-flight?
She had a fainting spell!
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
How does Bigfoot clear his sinuses?
With a yeti pot.
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