Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
Witches are always wand-ering around…
What part of the military do zombies serve in?
The marine corpse.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a hyena?
A monster with a sense of humor.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
Why are werewolves better than vampires?
Werewolves don’t have a problem with steaks.
I asked a vampire if I could borrow some money. He told me he needed to go to the blood bank.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What do you call a werewolf with a fever?
A hot dog.
How does Big Foot find his way through the deepest darkest forests?
He just follows the big footpath!
Why aren't there more Bigfoot jokes?
There are, but they're really hard to find!
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
What did Dr.Frankenstein say when his monster spat on him?
It’s saliva!
Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
What do you call a goblin with an injured leg?
A hobblin' goblin.
The skeleton couldn't keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
What do you do with a green ghoul?
Wait until it ripens!
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
“Watch out! The road curves ahead” cried the skeleton.
“It’s spine“ replied the driver.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Many people think that the Abominable Snowman doesn't exist...
Yeti does.
What do you call a werewolf that's found the cure for lycanthropy?
A lycan'tthrope.
How does a goblin eat a hotdog?
By goblin it.
What is a favorite game for ghouls?
Chase!
What do you call a dog that comes back from the dead?
A zom-beagle.
What’s a Spanish vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang-dango.
If you're wondering if someone's become a vampire, there's an easy way to tell. A true vampire is always coffin.
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
You have to hunt down a troll and kill it with a gun. After you find it, you accidently lose sight of it. In rage, you fire your gun. The bullets hit the troll and it dies.
What do you tell the person who sent you on the quest?
- I lost gun-trol.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a zombie who stir-fries?
Dead Man Wokking
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How do you stop an Internet troll?
Seize their memes of production.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
Frankenstein's monster and the bride of Frankenstein sit down for dinner
Bride: How come you never help with the dinner
Frankenstein: I did
Bride: How?
Frankenstein: I did the mash...
Bride: Don't you dare
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
Traaaaaaaaiiiinsss!!!
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