What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Werewolves love their fast food.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
A werewolf's favorite day of the week is Moonday.
What sound do you hear when a Ghost explodes? kaBOOm!
I used to be a werewolf but I’m ok noooooooooooow!!
Why did the skeleton have to testify in court?
Because he was a body of evidence.
Why do ghouls like ice cream?
Because it’s ghoulilicous!
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
A witch with chickenpox is called an itchy-witchy.
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What is a witch's favorite ride at the fair?
A scary-go-round.
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
You will never see a vampire betting on the horses. They can't handle the stakes.
What did the skeleton say when he went riding on his motorcycle?
- I’m bone to be wild!
What do Ghosts say when they are impressed? - That was spectre-cular!
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What's the ghoul's favorite sauce?
Grave-y.
What’s a skeleton’s second favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
What do you call it when witches are optimistic about the future?
Witchful thinking.
What do you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman? A dead ringer.
What do ghouls drink?
Boos!
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What did one witch's cat say to the other?
You look familiar.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
What did the mummy say to the zombie?
- Stop ragging on me!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
If I made werewolf puns, they would be howl-arious.
What do you call a bunch of zombie chickens?
The Bu-gawking Dead
What should you do when you see Frankenstein walking towards you?
Make a bolt for it.
What happened when the monster's football game was all tied up?
They went into ogre time.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
Spent the whole day running around dressed as a zombie. I’m dead on my feet.
What kind of pasta do skeletons enjoy eating the most?
Elbow macaroni.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How do you shoot a three-headed ghoul?
Bang! Bang! Bang!
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