What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
Did you hear about the witch who got plastic surgery?
She looked really good afterworts.
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
The vampire decided to eat a throat lozenge. It was the only thing he could think of to stop his coffin fit.
Why did the mommy and daddy werewolves call their son “Camera”?
Because he was always snapping at things!
- Dad, where are the DVDs? Where's Shrek, I want to watch it.
- Somewhere ogre there.
Someone who does not become a witch until they're old is a late broomer.
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
How did the skeleton bring his groceries home from the market?
He used his Cart-ilage.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
Which building do vampires always visit when in New York?
The Vampire State Building.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Why do Minotaurs make terrible detectives?
Because they hate to go on steak-outs!
What time do zombies wake up?
At ate o’clock!
What do you call a row of zombies?
A deadline.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Why did the poor werewolf chase his own tail?
He was trying to make ends meet.
Werewolf Weather Furcast: Tomorrow we expect heavy showers.
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Where is the Ghost’s bedroom located? Down the Hall-oween.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
Why didn’t the skull go to the dentist?
It was too-th late.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
What do zombies call a battle between classical music composers where one of them loses their mind?
A de-Bach-le.
Who do vampires buy their cookies from? The Ghoul Scouts
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
It's easier to prepare meals with this new cookware-wolf.
What happens if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf?
A creature with an all over perm!
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
Whats the distant cousin of the werewolf?
The way over therewolf.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Alpha Yeti Spaghetti!
What do you call a skeleton who goes out in the snow?
A numb-skull.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
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