What do ghouls love to eat?
Fettuccini Afraid-o!
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
Why does Bigfoot only leave footprints behind?
Sasquatch doesn't litter in the great outdoors.
A vampire broke up with his girlfriend when she had a blood test. He told her she wasn't his type.
When a Minotaur considers himself an optimist is it that he sees his glass as half-bull?
Where do zombies go sailing?
Lake Eerie.
I hear the Minotaur is really stubborn....
He's really bull-headed.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
How does a vampire keep fit?
Batminton.
I knew a vampire who became a poet.
He went from bat to verse.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What do zombie actors do before they perform?
They re-hearse.
What do Krakens eat?
Fish and ships.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What is a ghoul's favorite soup?
Ghoul-ash.
Who are the cousins of the werewolf?
What-wolf and When-wolf
Where does a thrifty Frankenstein get his limbs?
At the second-hand store.
Why did the zombie go to the doctor?
Because of his coffin.
What is a baby sasquatch's favorite toy?
His Yeti Bear!
Why did the ghost go to the big Labor Day sale? He’s a bargain haunter.
What is a Ghost’s favourite toy to play with? Leg-oooooooooooooooo!
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
What did the woman say when she escaped Dracula’s clutches?
- Better luck necks time!
What do you call a bodybuilder skeleton?
A musculoskeleton.
Why do witches not wear a regular hat?
Because there's no point in it.
Dracula is vegan, he can't take any risks. One stake could kill him.
The best place for a ghost to go on holiday is The Dead Sea.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Why was the ghoul so smart?
He always ate brain food!
What did the Wicked Witch of the West say when she extracted metal from ore?
I’m smelting!
What do Ghosts suffer from? Saturday fright fever.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
I'd advise against letting a vampire drive you home after a Halloween party. They never check their mirrors, it will drive you batty.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Why did the mummy get a divorce?
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy.
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Why did the ghoul become green?
It was sick of eating brains!
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
In control.
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