I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What do you call a necromancer werewolf?
A dog with a bone.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
The ghoul didn't get his letter on time because it got lost at the ghost office.
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What do you call a male witch?
Mitch
My wife and my friends are sick of my puns about The Abominable Snowman.
Yeti keep cracking them.
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
What you call the Ghost of a Chicken? Poultry-geist.
Where does a zombie get a spare body part
Second hand.
What kind of hats does the skeleton baseball league wear?
Skullcaps.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
What does a vampire need for making breakfast in the morning?
Pancake batter.
Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
The skeleton didn't mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What does a werewolf say in church?
Howleluia!
Why did the witch stay in a hotel during her travels?
She heard they had great broom service.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
Where do fashionable ghosts shop for sheets? Bootiques.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Why is the giant afraid of Jack?
Because Jack's beanstalking him.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
What does the zombie say to her zombie crush?
- Are you going to kiss me or rot?
Sasquatch often gets mistaken for Bigfoot.
Yeti never complains.
My wife threatened to leave me if I didn't stop making monster puns.
So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.
Why did king Minos put Minotaur inside a labyrinth?
He wanted to amaze his wife.
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
What happens when a ghost gets lost in the fog? He is mist.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
What do bats say to vampires?
“You suck!”
What did Frankenstein say when he was struck by lightning?
Great! A jolt to the bolt!
How do you make a werewolf stew?
Keep him waiting until the full moon!
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Why did the Ghost turn down the job? He could not see himself doing it.
What do you learn in witch school?
Spelling.
I just found out my Husband is a Ghost. I realised the moment he walked through the door.
A Ghost walks into a bar. No ones notices.
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