Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
How do werewolves stop a video?
They press the paws button.
A boy ghost thought a girl ghost was cute so he asked if she would be his ghoul-friend.
The ghost was told off when he spook out of turn.
What do you call a dad joke about skeletons?
A skele-pun!
Finding Bigfoot will be no small feat.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
How do you stop a werewolf attacking you?
Throw a stick and shout “Fetch.”
What does a vampire do after taking a shower?
It stands on a bat mat.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
What color sheet did the ghost wear on the 4th of July? Red, white, and boo.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why did the troll fall back with his army?
He didn't want to be ogre-run by the enemy.
What did the Japanese skeleton put in his sushi?
Bone-ito flakes.
What happened to the man who didn’t pay his exorcist? His house was repossessed.
Have you heard about a man who became a werewolf?
He was distressed at first, but then he took a lycan to it.
I’ve found that dressing up like this has truly been an en-witching experience.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
Why do demons and ghouls hang out together?
Because demons are a ghoul's best friend.
Why did the werewolf need to talk with the skeleton?
He had a bone to pick with him.
What’s a monster’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
What do you call someone who specializes in growing plants used in witches’ brews?
A hag-riculturist!
Who's a witch's favorite movie director?
Steven Spellberg.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
What do you call a very active hydra?
Hydradynamic.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
Why didn’t the skeleton laugh at the joke?
Because he didn’t have a funny bone.
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
How did the monster predict his future?
With the horror-scope!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a vampire?
A fur coat that fangs around your neck.
The skeleton was scared of going skiing, he didn’t want to wrist it.
The local vampire society is constantly growing. They are always looking for new blood.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a pet dog?
A terrified postman.
Vampires love corny jokes and puns. I don't think they're funny, but it's probably to do with them being pun-dead.
Who put the Howl in Halloween?
Not ghouls just the people they ate!
What did the witch say to people who visited her house?
Come sit for a spell!
Did you hear the story of the little ghoul that grew up?
It became a headhunter!
A green ogre came up to me and began saying how stressed he was/
I said, "You're a nervous Shrek."
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
The zombie astrologer writes really scary predictions.
They're horror-scopes.
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