Did you hear about the comedian who entertained at a werewolves’ party?
He had them howling all night.
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
Why do vampires need cold medicine?
For their coffin.
If you encounter a sea monster, you better get Kraken!
Why didn’t Dr. Frankenstein ever make a second monster?
Because he just didn’t have the guts to do it again.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What is an ogre's favorite snack?
Y-ogre-t.
How do ghouls like their meals?
Runny!
Where do zombies go for beach holidays?
The Dead Sea.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
Where's the safest place to be in the zombie apocalypse?
The living room.
What’s a vampire bat’s favorite food?
I-scream!
Why did the witch go to the doctor?
She had a dizzy spell.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
Please wait, bewitcha in a minute.
When do zombies go to sleep?
When they are dead tired.
What was the most common game played by Greek Gods?
Hydra and seek.
Why did the troll kiss the witch?
To keep her busy in love!
What did the witch get her cat for entertainment?
A cat-alog.
What did mother werewolf say to the naughty boy werewolf?
- We're werewolves, not swear-wolves.
Why did the zombie take a sick day?
She had cold symp-tombs.
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
A sphinx was guarding a road when a traveler walked by.
The sphinx said to the man, "You may pass if you can answer my riddle: What is wider than an ocean, heavier than a mountain, and unbounded by the laws of physics?"
The man thought for a moment and answered, "Imagination."
"Wrong," said the Sphinx. "The answer is your mom."
Was there a spark between Frankenstein and his bride?
Yes, he simply couldn’t resistor.
What's the similarity between a sailor and a thief?
Both have a phobia for sirens.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
Who babysits young Bigfoots?
Sasq-watcher.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Why did the ghoul bury the trophy?
Because he wanted it engraved!
Why did the skeleton start the fight?
He had a bone to pick.
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
What’s a vampire's favorite fruit?
A neck-tarine.
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
What does goblin's blood consist of?
Hemogoblin.
What do you call a criminal vampire?
A fangster.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
What is Medusa’s favorite cheese?
Gorgonzola.
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