What do you call witches who live together?
Broom-mates.
I used to fear giants.
Now I look up to them.
Why did the skeletons stay out of the forest?
Because sticks and stones will break their bones.
How does a vampire bat enter his house?
Through the bat flap.
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a werewolf?
Terrier-fied!
Why are ghouls so healthy?
They always eat fresh food!
Why did the witch's team lose the cricket game?
Their bats flew away.
What type of art do skeletons like?
Skulltures!
Witch doctors write their prescriptions in curse-ive.
Why did the skeleton have a broken heart?
His Boney lay over the ocean.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
What happened to the pirate ship that sank in a sea full of sharks?
It came back with a skeleton crew.
- Hey, graduate student Minotaur, what are you up to today?
- Not much, just working on my Theseus.
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
The sleepwalking dead.
What kind of fish do skeletons like to eat?
Carpals.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
How do you kill a troll?
Take away its internet access.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
The zombie's had some bad news.
He's looking very grave.
How do you kill a southern vampire?
You bless his heart.
What advice do ghosts give their children? Only spook when spoken to.
Why did no one want to sit near Shrek?
He had terrible body ogre.
Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?
Because other people took the bait.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
What is the difference between a deer running away and a small witch?
One is a hunted stag and one is a stunted hag!
What did the ghost who crashed the Halloween party say? - I’m here for the boos!
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
A vampire returned a mirror to my shop the other day. It wasn't faulty or anything, he just said he couldn't see himself using it.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
What did Dr. Frankenstein say when Pinocchio’s nose grew?
IT’S A LIEEEEE!!
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by its tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What crosswords do zombies like?
Crypt-ic ones.
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
Which is a Ghost’s favourite cheese? Ghoul-da Cheese.
Pan wants to lead his kind to rebellion, but...
He can't get no Satyr Faction.
What do you get if you cross a pumpkin with a bigfoot?
A Sasquash.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
What did the ghost buy at the bar? Boos!
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They come out at night.
What do ghouls and goblins put on their nachos?
Ghost peppers.
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