How do ghouls sign off a letter?
Best witches and worm regards.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
Why did the zombie lose his lawsuit?
He had no leg to stand on!
What’s a skeleton’s next favorite rock band?
Bone Jovi.
Where are werewolf movies made?
Howl-lywood.
Did you hear about the vampire who only had one fang?
He just had to grin and bare it.
How did the witch invite the wizard to take an evening ride on her broomstick?
Voodoo like to ride with me?
Dracula always read the best selling local newspaper because he heard that it had a good circulation.
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What is Dr. Frankenstein’s favorite part of a company?
Human resources.
I heard Medusa looked really pretty.
In fact, her looks were stunning.
I don't know what Dracula's address is, but I'm pretty sure he lives on a dead end street.
Did you hear about the zombie after-school club?
It's dead in that place.
Take a vampire to a bar, and you don't need to ask what he wants to drink. He'll have a Bloodweiser.
What does Bigfoot do to relax in his spare time?
He goes bird squatching!
What job did Dracula’s son have on his little league team?
Bat boy!
What do witches' cats like to have for breakfast?
Mice crispies.
Why didn't the ghost dance at the party? He had no body to dance with.
- Do old zombie actors ever die?
- Yes, they sometimes drop a part.
Why did the skeleton go to acting classes?
He wanted tibia star.
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Why did the Green Giant lay down in the field?
So he could Rest in Peas.
What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine?
It became a wash and wearwolf.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
Who does a witch call for help with computer problems?
Hex Support!
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
Zombies are dead but they live with it.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
Which musical group did Frankenstein not like at all?
The Village People.
Why are skeletons so good at telling jokes?
Because they have a funny bone.
Why was the zombie afraid to cross the road?
He had lost his guts.
What do ghouls eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
Count Draculas.
What do witches put on their bagels?
Scream cheese.
What money do zombies use?
Crypt-o-currency.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
Vampires can always Count on Dracula.
Two ghosts were at a disco. One was having a fa-boo-lous time and the other wanted to boo-gie all night long!
Where do Yetis go to dance?
To a snow ball.
When the ghost saw his wife he said 'you're not just cute, you're boo-tiful too!'
What's a ghost's favorite makeup to wear? Mas-scare-a!
Last night, like every night, I dreamt I was half horse, half man.
My shrink says I'm just being self centaured.
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
What do you call half of a centaur?
A per-centaur.
What’s a skeleton’s favorite plant?
A bone-zai.
How do Yetis tell the time?
With a sasq-watch.
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