What flavor of ice cream do vampires like best?
Vein-illa!
Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just...
Not Yeti.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
What do you call a one-inch zombie?
Tomb thumb!
What did the zombie say when she fell out with her vampire friend?
- You're dead to me!
What did the grandfather ghoul say to his grandson?
You gruesome!
What do you call the process of naming the various species of dwarves, faeries, trolls, etc?
Binomial gnomenlature.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
What goes ‘Cackle, cackle, cackle, bonk’?
A witch laughing her head off.
Who's Denmark's greatest Zombie actor?
Rigor Mortissen
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
When ghosts visit the seaside, they always get an i-scream.
What position does a ghoul play on the soccer team?
Ghoulie!
What kind of jewelry do witches wear?
Charm bracelets.
What do troll mathematicians like to solve?
Parabolems?
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
I walked past Mozart's grave.
He was sitting up, shouting "Braaiinnss" and ripping up all his music.
I guess he's a decomposer now.
All vampires seem to have the same thing for their last meal. A stake.
What does one vampire say to another before bed?
- I hope you have a fang-tastic day!
The best place to search for information about witches is wicca-pedia.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
Everyone loves my Halloween costume, but I still see room for improvement.
I guess I'm an ogre-achiever.
What do you call a zombie DJ?
A dead beat.
Come witch me to the party.
Werewolves love similes and metafurs.
What game do Ghost children play? Hide and shriek!
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
The bartender told the ghost they don't serve spirits after midnight.
What do you call a witch who drives badly?
A road hag.
What monster plays the most April Fool’s jokes?
Prankenstein!
We've all heard about elf on a shelf, but have you ever heard of troll on a poll?
What’s a zombie’s favorite toy?
A dead-y bear.
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf?
A mad dog that chases airplanes!
What sound does it make when an ogre eats a witch for breakfast?
Snap cackle n' pop
Why do skeletons drink so much milk?
It’s good for the bones!
Why are Ghosts so lonely? They have nobody to lean on.
What did the skeleton say to his girlfriend?
- Will you marrow me?
What happened when the zombie refused to pay its ticket from the police?
It was facing grave consequences.
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
What’s a ghoul’s favorite Beatles song?
The Ghoul on the Hill!
When the ghost watched a sad movie he started boo-hooing.
What is a vampire’s favorite sport?
Casketball.
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
What do witches put on their hair? Scare spray.
Did you see that movie about King Kong, the giant ape?
The plot was pretty bananas.
I knew a vampire who was trying to become an actor. He gave it his best shot, but ended up retraining. He just couldn't find a role he could sink his teeth into.
How does a werewolf make bechamel sauce?
They start with a rooooooooouuuuuuuux.
What do you call a Minotaur in a playground?
A swing and a myth.
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