Where do werewolves store their things?
In a were-house.
What do you do when a ton of ghosts show up at your house? Hope that it’s Halloween!
Why did the troll go running?
To keep up with you!
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
How did the witch feel about using her broom to do housework?
She bristled at the suggestion!
What was the skeleton doing at the hockey game?
Driving the zam-boney.
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
When the ghost family got in their car, the dad ghost told the kids to fasten their sheet-belts.
What do you call Bigfoot from Canada?
Sasquatch-ewan.
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
Yetis have declared their own independent state in the Himalayas.
It's an abomi-nation.
"The Full Moon is a natural furnomenon," said the werewolf.
Why did the ad agency hire a hydra?
She knew how to wear many different hats.
When the ghost blew his nose, lots of boo-gers came out.
What do zombies serve at parties?
Finger food.
What kind of horse does a ghost ride? A nightmare.
What do you call a dull ghost? Boo-ring!
These sea monster jokes are so funny.
They had me kraken!
What do skeletons complain about?
Aching bones.
Why was the skeleton a success at work?
He had a head for business.
How do you know Frankenstein is tired?
He’s dead on his feet.
What do you call an undead bee?
A zom-bee.
What a is ghoul’s favorite pet?
Ghoulfish!
Who cast the spell of sleep on Dorothy? It was the wicked witch of rest.
Who will Frankenstein’s monster take to the dance?
Any old girl he can dig up.
I feel like I have seen that ghost before...I must have deja boo.
How did the ghost get from New York to London? British Scare-ways.
What kind of hat does a skeleton wear at Easter?
A Bone-et.
Why was the skeleton scared of the baby?
Because he was an ankle biter.
What is the collective noun for Ghosts? Team spirit.
What keeps ghouls happy?
The knowledge that every shroud has a silver lining!
What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
Why did the werewolf laugh while chewing on the skeleton?
He got to the funny bone.
Don't get too close to a vampire, they have a serious case of bat breath.
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
A giant fly has attacked the local police...
Police have called the SWAT team.
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house?
The living room.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
Account Dracula.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
The zombie worked for years to win this prize. He showed real dead-ication.
What do you say when you see a stunned ghostbuster catch a ghoul?
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
What cars do zombies drive?
Monster trucks.
What did the zombie say when he failed the exam?
- I didn't have enough brains.
At the Italian restaurant, the ghoul ordered spook-ghetti for his main course.
What did the giant say after he ate Fiji?
- I want Samoa!
What does a monster wear when it rains?
His ghoul-oshes!
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