What does a ghoul say when they wake up?
Gaaarrrh I love the smell of ghoul in the morning!
What do a witch and a candle have in common?
They're both wicked.
What did the zombie say when she thought the werewolf was keeping secrets?
Spill the zombeans.
What kind of jokes do skeletons tell?
Humerus ones.
Why don’t vampires use the front door?
Because they use the bat flap instead.
Stealthy minotaurs are always camooflauged.
What do you call a really cold, young werewolf?
A pupsicle.
What is a zombie's favorite kind of weather?
Brainstorms.
What streets do zombies live on?
Dead ends.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Why can’t skeletons play church music?
Because they have no organs.
What do you call a zombie door-to-door salesman?
A dead ringer!
What’s a vampire’s favorite holiday?
Fangs-giving.
What do you call a small Minotaur?
A Minitaur.
What did one werewolf say when he saw his friend?
- Howl’s it going?
Who is the most famous French skeleton?
Napolean Bone-aparte.
Why didn’t the zombie stay in town?
There was a new head strong sherif in town!
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why is Frankenstein such good fun?
Because he soon has you in stitches.
A ghost's favourite pie flavour is boo-berry.
What is it called when a witch only casts spells that rhyme?
Poetry in Potion.
THE KRAKEN: Yes, I'd like to renew my lease, please.
LANDLORD: Re-lease the Kraken!
Where do ghosts go trick or treating? Dead ends.
On reflection, vampires aren't actually that scary.
What sign was posted in the witches' parking lot?
Violators will be toad.
Afraid he wouldn’t get into college the skeleton spent the weekend boning up on algebra.
What do you call a hairy beast that’s lost?
A where-wolf!
What is a skeleton’s favorite type of film to watch?
A spine-tingler.
Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
They're LUMBARjacks!
What’s a werewolf’s favorite nighttime story?
A hairy tail!
What type of candy sent the skeleton to the hospital?
Jawbreakers.
Where do school-going vampires carry their books?
In bat-packs.
Bigfoot saw me today
I bet nobody believes him.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What do you call a fast broomstick?
A vroom-stick.
Who is a Yeti's favorite Dracula actor?
Christobrr Lee.
Why was the werewolf arrested at the butchers shop?
He was caught chop lifting.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man.
Vampires are not even real. Unless you Count Dracula.
What is a skeleton’s favorite mode of transport?
A scare-plane.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
How do ghosts find out their future? They read their horror-scopes.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
What do you call a silly werewolf in Australia ?
A dingo-ling
What is a ghost's favorite place to work?
Ghoul-gle.
What do you call a werewolf that can’t decide what to wear?
A what-to-wear-wolf.
Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?
The witches sweep the sky.
Why don't zombies eat comedians?
They taste funny.
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
You know why vampires can raise ghouls?
Because they are neck romancers!
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