What advice would you hear from a zombie?
- Never put your eggs into one casket.
Why did the game warden arrest the ghost? No haunting license.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class? - Look at the board and I’ll go through it, again.
What's the difference between an internet troll and a video game character?
Video game characters have lives.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
What do you call a sleeping werewolf?
An unaware-wolf.
What do you call a clever monster?
Frank Einstein.
Why did Frankenstein tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
He didn’t want to wake the sleeping pills!
What do you call the story of a poor witch that just became a millionaire?
Rags to witches story.
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It's all over town!
Vampires are too easy to play jokes on. Suckers.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
- What’s Kraken?
What do you call a skeleton who goes to school but doesn’t do any work?
Lazy bones.
Werewolves keep their spare things in a were-house.
What did the doctor say to the skeleton who had a temperature of 103 degrees?
- Looks like you are running a femur.
What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?
Tag, you’re it!
What do you call the Frankenstein of the Gardening world?
An A-botan-ation.
Did you hear about the ghoul who had eight arms?
He was very handy!
Are sasquatches superstitious?
Yes, they always knock on wood!
Why did Dr. Frankenstein hire Igor as his assistant?
He had a hunch about him.
Witches get so excited to decorate their cauldron because their favorite hobby is witchcraft.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What is it called when a skeleton lawyer works for free!
Pro Bone-O.
What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
How do ghosts take their eggs? Terri-fried.
Where does Sasquatch store his stuff while he's out on a hike?
In a big footlocker.
Frankenstein entered a body-building competition…
And soon found he had seriously misunderstood the objective.
Has the abominable snowman called?
Not Yeti.
You can't ever get the attention of a vampire on Halloween. They're way too busy looking for their necks victim.
What cheese do vampires eat?
Munster.
How did Frankenstein know Jesus was coming for a visit?
He used his frankincense.
Why is Frankenstein always asking for help?
He’s looking for someone to give him a hand.
What’s Frankenstein’s favorite food?
Frankenfurters.
How do ghosts stay fit? By exorcising daily.
What did the zombie say after seeing his neighbor’s new car?
- I’m green with envy!
What do you call a goblin brigand?
A robgoblin.
Never believe minotaurs...
Half of everything they say is bull.
What did one of Frankenstein’s ears say to the other?
I didn’t know we lived on the same block.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when they’re hot and thirsty on Halloween?
Ghoul-aid!!!
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
A pirate I know likes clothes made by an Italian fashion giant...
He dresses in Argh-mani suits.
Why didn’t the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn’t in it.
Who did the ghost take to prom? His ghoulfriend.
How does Frankenstein speak?
Frankly.
How do you beat a vampire at poker?
Raise the stakes!
What kind of tests are witches given in school?
Hex-aminations.
Why do werewolves not enter the Olympics? Too high a chance of a silver medal.
My friend who's a vampire was feeling a bit low. I told him to drink B positive.
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
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