What do you call a rich goblin?
GOBLING.
What do you call a sketchy looking Bigfoot?
A Susquatch.
Witches always fly on broomsticks because they want to make a clean getaway.
What do you call a zombie driving a Ferrari?
A zoombie.
What do you call it when a monster gets mad?
Ogre-reacting!
What do you get when you cross a werewolf and a person who makes pots?
Harry Potter
What kind of key does a ghost use to unlock his room? A spoo-key.
Why did the skeleton put on a heavy coat?
He was chillled to the bone.
Why couldn't the little witch read her spellbook?
It was written in curse-ive.
Ghosts are terrible liars because you can see right through them.
Which monster did the three bears catch sleeping?
Ghouldilocks!
Where do vampires eat their lunch?
At the casketeria.
What do you call a titan that can't swim?
Titanic.
Why did people stop going to the ghoul hospital?
They kept coming out dead!
What a werewolf movie, talk about howling!
We all know Albert Einstein was a genius…
But his brother Frank was a monster.
What kind of dishes do skeletons serve tea on?
Bone china.
What’s a vampire’s favorite type of dog?
A blood hound.
What is the Abominable Snowman's favourite type of cup?
A yeti.
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone.
Why do girl ghosts go on diets? So they can keep their ghoulish figures.
There is a Giant Screwdriver attacking the city. Please seek shelter immediately. This is not a drill.
What do ghosts use to keep their hair in place? Scare-spray!
Why do Ghosts avoid the rain? It dampens their spirits.
What was the skeleton’s favorite Christmas candy?
Bone-bone.
Why did the zombie eat a light bulb?
Because he wanted a light snack.
Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
No, they eat the fingers separately.
If two vampires have a race, will it be neck and neck?
What's a goblins favorite dinner?
Ghoulash.
What happened to the skeleton who sat by the fire for too long?
He became bone dry.
I met a French vampire who had an attention deficit problem. We called him Drac..ooh la la!
Why do skeletons hate the cold?
It sends chills up their spine.
What is a Ghost’s favourite treat? Ice-scream floats.
You hear about the werewolf who majored in philosophy?
Now he's a whywolf
What did the zombie boss say to the zombie employee?
- Don’t miss the undeadline!
What do you call a zombie with lots of kids?
A mom-ster.
What’s the best time for Frankenstein to go to a party?
Fright now.
How do werewolves eat lunch?
They wolf it down.
What did one skeleton say to the other skeleton?
- You’re dead to me.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with an ice cube?
You end up with frost bite.
What do you call a hairy beast that no longer exists?
A were-wolf!
Dracula really doesn't have any other vampire friends. It's because he's a total pain in the neck.
"That was a howling adventure!" said the werewolf to the zombie.
Dr. Frankenstein just placed an order on Amazon.
It wasn't expensive, but I imagine the shipping cost him an arm and a leg.
Draw me like one of your French ghouls.
Which soccer position does a Ghost play? Ghoulkeeper, of course.
Frankenstein’s monster was really worried one day.
“Pull yourself together”, said Frankenstein.
I wish medusa would stop objectifying people.
What do you call a cold werewolf?
A chilli dog.
What did the last of the zombies say to the survivers of the apocalypse?
- It’s been a living hell with you guys around.
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